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Friend: Hey man, where's your stupid gigantic wife with the insanely good hearing
(ground starts rumbling)
Me: You fool! You fool!

as far as corny gender options go in kids games, i did laugh at gentlemanly/maidenly/mysterious

do you remember when people said "binch" instead of "bitch". do you remember how we used to run

idk what it is about jdq’s work but there’s something about the c/w and twilight mirage soundtracks that make me SO emotional fsr. especially hearing the songs in the context of the show

The Twilight Mirage: Friends At The Table Soundtrack, Season Four, by Jack de Quidt 32 track album

time for my quarterly thanks to @notquitereal.bsky.social for the twilight mirage soundtrack, which you should go get right now

notquitereal.bandcamp.com/album/the-tw...

feel that 😭 i’d share my link with u if i was still a paid member but i also had to cancel it recently due to lack of $ smhhh

its sooooo goooood!! the childrens adventure prologue to the main campaign is actually so worth it (made me cry multiple times) if youre able to get access on patreon 🥹

Oh! The cover art for Realis is by @gryme.bsky.social and the ashcan's interior art, which Friends at the Table postcard-tier patrons will be familiar with, is by @sambeckdraws.bsky.social!

just had to scroll forever bc i remembered u posting this lmfaooo but this girl pops up on my fyp all the time and shes so funny …. imo itd be good for casual jp listening practice/learning slang + the cadence of how japanese girls talk irl vt.tiktok.com/ZS6tkXUBU/

thank you everyone & thank you to the nerds over on mastodon: mastodon.social/@mhoye/11245...

only avoided work emails for one day before i dealt with them all. please clap

*84 hours of playtime, 100% achievements* yeah it was mid

i cant even put my finger on what it is but theres smth so sinister and darksided about him omg

please im soooo sick of hearing about timothy charlemagne IDGAFFFF

- runtime <2hrs ✅
- rachel weisz just drenched to the bone for no reason for over 50% of the movie ✅
- nonbinary angel tilda swinton ✅
- aforementioned nonbinary angel’s lace-up chaps in the final scene ✅

rewatched constantine (2005) the other day and it really held up. for ME. i wish movies could be stupid and fun again

im about to finish this thing with more or less 100hrs of playtime but overall im still like well this is fine

when i first started watching i accidentally called it 9/11 while talking to sora i was like FUCKKKK 😭

Hang in there, Ultraman!

he was my poor meowmeow fr

as someone who isnt a dragon age megastan idk how i feel about da:v yet but i will say that the combat is really fucking fun

praying for that bastard mercy to have a 50 game loss streak <3

literally…. and like i was saying to johnny just now. imo the baseline trait they need to be searching for when casting lara croft is Buffness & sophie turner is def not giving that LOL

yeah imo lara croft should be a hot and BUFF woman

my buddy and I found a pit in the woods that brings the dead back to life. we’ve mostly been using it to fuck with our friend brendan

sophie turner would be such a bizarre choice omg

im sayingggg

once again made the mistake of bringing a delicious coffee to work bc now im tweaking. and also i know i will then be fighting the most diabolical urge to sleep at my desk within an hour or two

im too shy to be on here… i hate that i cant lock my account wtf i dont want to be seen