Friend: Hey man, where's your stupid gigantic wife with the insanely good hearing
(ground starts rumbling)
Me: You fool! You fool!
@linedrive.bsky.social
J / 95z / SYD, AUS
Friend: Hey man, where's your stupid gigantic wife with the insanely good hearing
(ground starts rumbling)
Me: You fool! You fool!
as far as corny gender options go in kids games, i did laugh at gentlemanly/maidenly/mysterious
21.05.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 1309 ๐ 340 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 11do you remember when people said "binch" instead of "bitch". do you remember how we used to run
14.05.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 117 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0idk what it is about jdqโs work but thereโs something about the c/w and twilight mirage soundtracks that make me SO emotional fsr. especially hearing the songs in the context of the show
20.03.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0time for my quarterly thanks to @notquitereal.bsky.social for the twilight mirage soundtrack, which you should go get right now
notquitereal.bandcamp.com/album/the-tw...
feel that ๐ญ iโd share my link with u if i was still a paid member but i also had to cancel it recently due to lack of $ smhhh
05.03.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0its sooooo goooood!! the childrens adventure prologue to the main campaign is actually so worth it (made me cry multiple times) if youre able to get access on patreon ๐ฅน
05.03.2025 08:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh! The cover art for Realis is by @gryme.bsky.social and the ashcan's interior art, which Friends at the Table postcard-tier patrons will be familiar with, is by @sambeckdraws.bsky.social!
20.01.2025 16:53 โ ๐ 255 ๐ 55 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1just had to scroll forever bc i remembered u posting this lmfaooo but this girl pops up on my fyp all the time and shes so funny โฆ. imo itd be good for casual jp listening practice/learning slang + the cadence of how japanese girls talk irl vt.tiktok.com/ZS6tkXUBU/
25.01.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0thank you everyone & thank you to the nerds over on mastodon: mastodon.social/@mhoye/11245...
13.01.2025 19:20 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1only avoided work emails for one day before i dealt with them all. please clap
07.01.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*84 hours of playtime, 100% achievements* yeah it was mid
21.12.2024 00:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i cant even put my finger on what it is but theres smth so sinister and darksided about him omg
19.12.2024 09:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0please im soooo sick of hearing about timothy charlemagne IDGAFFFF
19.12.2024 01:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0- runtime <2hrs โ
- rachel weisz just drenched to the bone for no reason for over 50% of the movie โ
- nonbinary angel tilda swinton โ
- aforementioned nonbinary angelโs lace-up chaps in the final scene โ
rewatched constantine (2005) the other day and it really held up. for ME. i wish movies could be stupid and fun again
18.12.2024 09:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1im about to finish this thing with more or less 100hrs of playtime but overall im still like well this is fine
18.12.2024 08:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0when i first started watching i accidentally called it 9/11 while talking to sora i was like FUCKKKK ๐ญ
19.11.2024 02:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hang in there, Ultraman!
18.11.2024 19:24 โ ๐ 706 ๐ 313 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 3he was my poor meowmeow fr
18.11.2024 01:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0as someone who isnt a dragon age megastan idk how i feel about da:v yet but i will say that the combat is really fucking fun
16.11.2024 21:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1praying for that bastard mercy to have a 50 game loss streak <3
15.11.2024 06:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0literallyโฆ. and like i was saying to johnny just now. imo the baseline trait they need to be searching for when casting lara croft is Buffness & sophie turner is def not giving that LOL
15.11.2024 03:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0yeah imo lara croft should be a hot and BUFF woman
15.11.2024 02:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my buddy and I found a pit in the woods that brings the dead back to life. weโve mostly been using it to fuck with our friend brendan
15.06.2024 03:00 โ ๐ 1228 ๐ 204 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 4sophie turner would be such a bizarre choice omg
15.11.2024 00:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0im sayingggg
15.11.2024 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0once again made the mistake of bringing a delicious coffee to work bc now im tweaking. and also i know i will then be fighting the most diabolical urge to sleep at my desk within an hour or two
14.11.2024 21:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0im too shy to be on hereโฆ i hate that i cant lock my account wtf i dont want to be seen
14.11.2024 01:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0