Danny Gallagher

Trump Says ‘There’s No Reason To Be Good’ – Except To Get Into Heaven President Donald Trump offered a glimpse into his theological mindset on Monday, telling reporters, "There's no reason to be good" – other than showing God that one is ready for "that next step."

I’ve never hoped that my old religion is right about what happens when you die until right now.

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Defying court order, Trump sends California National Guard troops to Oregon California Gov. Gavin Newsom called it a “breathtaking abuse of the law and power.”

How is this not illegal?!? A court told Trump not to send in troops and his people it anyway.

Can someone please hide some haloperidol into Donald’s nightly cheeseburger?

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Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin The draft design of the coin, which was overseen by the Office of the U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach, features Trump’s profile on one side of the coin.

What kind of €£¥$ is this?!? A Trump dollar coin? Trump acts like he gets his plots from a villain in a Zucker Bros. comedy.

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Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries Turn Down ‘Trump 2028’ Hats From President During Oval Office Meeting President Donald Trump mocked Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries on after the two reportedly turned down a pair of "Trump 2028" hats.

Has Donald Trump ever given someone a present that didn't have his name on it or a connection to one of his many failed businesses? This explains why Donald Jr. and Eric have eyes that look like they just float in empty, soulless voids.

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See the longest government shutdowns in U.S. history — and who was president Congress has walked up to the edge of a shutdown numerous times in recent years, but prolonged closures are rare.

We haven’t had a government shutdown since 2018 when Trump was first president. So why are we supposed to pretend this is an equal, “both sides” problem again?

It’s like blaming an outfielder for a home run because they didn’t run into the stands to catch the ball.

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Pete Hegseth is what happens a magical sprite grants the wish of a can of Axe Body Spray to become a real boy.

Trump announces 100% tariff on foreign-made movies | CNN Business President Donald Trump said in a Truth Social post on Monday he will be imposing a 100% tariff “on any and all movies that are made outside of the United States.”

I just know that behind closed doors, Trump said he wanted to put a 100 percent tariff on foreign movies because "They should be making more foreign movies in America."

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Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Steve Bannon named in Epstein files released by Democrats The three Trump allies are all mentioned in redacted copies of Epstein's daily schedules.

Brace yourself. Some new Epstein files were released and one of the names on his schedule includes (dry heave) Steve (hhhorrrllllph) Bannon.

If anyone needs something to wash that image out of their eyes, I’ve got some bleach but I get first dibs.

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Grand Jury Indicts Longtime Trump Target, Former F.B.I. Director James Comey

Call me crazy but maybe making a convicted felon president wasn’t such a hot idea?

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YouTube video by Guardian News Roseanne Barr on the Valerie Jarrett tweet: 'I thought the bitch was white'

And this was Roseanne's excuse for saying what she said about Valerie Jerrett. She should've stuck with the Ambien excuse.

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I have problems in my brain.

Why Obamacare Bills May Double Next Year

Meanwhile in news we’re not paying attention to because media can’t stop focusing on the president’s hissy fits and inability to take or understand jokes: Healthcare is really gonna suck next year for everyone.

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Mark My Words No. 902: Trump is going to shut down NORAD because he thinks using it to track Santa during the holidays is a waste of taxpayer money.

The only good thing about being sick and in pain today is I get to take a lot of Tylenol, which provides a tiny bit of help to reallg piss off RFL Jr., Trump and the MAHA-era.

Anybody raptured yet? I stayed up after midnight to see it and nothing. Does it follow Groundhog Day rules where it only happens every day I wake up? I don’t know if I can wait until 1 pm.

Jimmy Kimmel's ABC Return to Be Pre-Empted By Sinclair One of the largest owners of local TV stations in America says it will not broadcast Kimmel's return to ABC on the 31 network affiliates it owns and operates.

Sinclair is the biggest bunch of sniveling snowflakes in media today. Why do the people who act so tough cave so easily? I think I just answered my own question.

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Oh yeah, I know, trying to get published in it with an artist friend

Right! That but cover to cover.

MAD Magazine needs to make a full comeback RIGHT NOW because…

(1) We need all the satire we can get and

(2) I feel like the only way Trump can understand how stupid he looks is if someone presents it in comic book form.

Donald Trump has done more for comedy than anyone who also doesn’t understand comedy.

It would be quicker to ask what he’s not terrified of releasing.

Can someone make an almond milk run for me? I'm out of pants.

Opinion | The Billionaire Trump Supporter Who Will Soon Own the News

If you’re wondering why network television executives and affiliate operators are pushing programming to the right, that’s easy: some super rich idiot.

I’ll bet you thought it was some kind of “They Live” plot. If you mean Stephen Miller, then yes, definitely.

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YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Disney’s Message To Employees: Shut Your Trap

I never thought I’d say this but Donald Trump made some even better. Unfortunately for him, it’s late night TV comedy writing.

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Jon Stewart Taking Over ‘Daily Show’ Desk Tonight After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension 'The Daily Show' icon is taking over Thursday's episode in the wake of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' being pulled.

Uh oh, I have a feeling The Daily Show’s “Go **** yourself” choir is warming up for tonight’s show.

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6 possible explanations for Trump's birthday letter to Epstein Child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's estate recently gave Congress a copy of the birthday book assembled for Epstein's 50th birthday, which included a lewd letter bearing Donald Trump's name. Many

As you know, Trump has continued his crusade against any comedian who mocks him, and wants them fired from their media orgs.

With that in mind, my latest column offers some alternative explanations for the Epstein birthday letter where Trump didn't write it:

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If our President wants to change the citizenship test, he should have to pass it himself. And it has to be the same test. Not the competency one he brags about and thinks is harder than the SATs.

Stephen A. Smith Goes After His Disney Colleague Kimmel: ‘Wasn’t Anything Funny’ About Kirk Comments On his debut SiriusXM show Straight Shooter, Stephen A. Smith went after his Disney colleague Jimmy Kimmel over the Charlie Kirk controversy.

It’s comforting to know that no matter what’s going on in the world at any moment of the day, Stephen A. Smith will be there to insert himself into the story and blow it completely out of proportion.

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Shutupshutupshutshutupshutup SHUT UP!

Brace yourself, TV viewers. You know what’s coming if they get their way? Hee Haw: The Next Generation…and not with Picard.

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Nexstar Says It Will Drop Jimmy Kimmel’s Show From Its ABC Stations “For The Foreseeable Future” Following Charlie Kirk Comments The station

The next time some ivermectin-gulping, cranky old coot tries to convince me that liberals need to cut it out with the cancel culture, I finally have a response other than an unenthusiastic "uh huh" and pretending I see someone I know on the farther side of the room.

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