Danny Gallagher

YouTube video by Mr1976Ghost Naked Gun: Pillow Attack!

I don’t care if the new Naked Gun borrows bits from the originals as long as it’s the one where someone throws a soft object in Leslie Nielsen’s face and he screams like it’s fire.

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Greg Gutfeld Gushes Over Jimmy Fallon Ahead of 'Crossover' Fox News' Greg Gutfeld hyped his upcoming appearance on The Tonight Show by singling out Jimmy Fallon for praise while knocking down his late night peers.

Greg Gutfeld is like my glasses: you can see right through them and neither can tell a funny joke.

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Also sent you an email. That’s what I get for applying from my phone, heh.

‘Those Lips, the Way They Move’: Trump Gushes Over His Press Secretary’s Looks President Donald Trump offered unusual if not inappropriate praise for White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on Friday by praising "that face" and "those lips."

EW! EWWWWWWWWWW! (hack, hack, cough, long vomiting noise, cough, cough, heavy breathing, more vomiting…)

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Joust Creator John Newcomer (RG)
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Blade Runner for PC (Uppercut Crit)
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Doom Retrospective (Dallas Observer)
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Stock Market Posts Worst Week in Months on Renewed Economic Fears

I just know Donald Trump is trying to find a way to fire the stock market right now, too.

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Stock Market Posts Worst Week in Months on Renewed Economic Fears

I just know Donald Trump is trying to find a way to fire the stock market right now, too.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/b...

Corporation for Public Broadcasting to shut down after Congress pulls funding Congress recently voted to strip CPB of its federal funding.

Public broadcasting is one of the best and most popular investments we’ve made for Americans.

You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? Do you see what happens when you elect an barely literate, tax evading fraudster who can’t speak on a sixth grade level?

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Any chance they'd consider remote? Not a deal breaker but if there's a possibility. Sounds like a cool place to work too.

The Invention of “Sesame Street” Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.

“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.

You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? Do you see what happens when you put sexually repressive pilgrims with a fixation on identifying pornography where there is none in positions of instrumental power?

The only explanation for this should be “so we could throw it out of a 10 story window.”

POLITICO Pro: Skydance pledges creation of ombudsman to vet CBS bias concerns

The only thing worse than the news these days is the news business.

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I just found out I didn’t get The Onion job but also no one did. The post went unfilled. So…I guess that’s good because we equally suck?

The hell?!? Really? Again, good for them but am I paying too much attention to real news?

Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson Are Dating: 'It's Clear They're Smitten' (Exclusive Source) Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson met as costars on the new comedy 'The Naked Gun,' and their romance has now continued off-screen, a source tells PEOPLE: "It's a budding romance in the early stages."

I don’t like to gawk at or mock celebrity news. It’s tiring enough writing about politics.

But whaaaaaaa? Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are an item? I mean good for them but what celebrity bingo hook up card has that square?

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I have the Saul Goodman of podiatrists.

Tom Lehrer, Musical Satirist With a Dark Streak, Dies at 97

Tom Lehrer is a genius musician and satirist. Easily one of my biggest comedy and musical influences.

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Trump’s Name Is on Contributor List for Epstein Birthday Book

At this rate, someone is gonna discover an Epstein Island yearbook that Trump signed, “Jeffrey, best year and money fight ever! Your bestie, The Trump Truck.”

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I feel like when I use “punk rock” as an adjective at my age, I might as well put on a pair of Dockers and start trying to dance the new moves the “kids are doing these days.”

YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Network SPINAL TAP II: THE END CONTINUES | Official Trailer (2025)

I don’t want to spoil anything but the new Spinal Tap movie trailer looks so goddam good AND there’s a key location in the movie that has a personal connection for me. One of those “I practically grew up there” connections.

Just watch it. I cannot wait to see it.

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Trump White House Rages Over 'South Park' Episode, Calls Show 'Fourth-Rate' The White House is furious at "South Park" after the show's premiere lampooned Donald Trump, depicting him in bed with Satan.

This White House is so predictable and easy to disturb. They ACTUALLY wasted time and tax dollars issuing a statement about an episode of South Park.

There must be a HUGE party going on at South Park Studios right now.

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Hope you’re doing well, by the way

I still don't have AC and it's 94 outside...at night.

Urge to kill...rising.

460K student loan borrowers to be denied repayment plan Those borrowers make up about 31 percent of the 1.5 million backlog for income-driven repayment applications.

Who in the hell thought the head of a wrestling league who lied about her lack of an educational career would make for a halfway decent education departmentt secretary? Oh right, this one.

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(5/5) The only answer I can fathom is that tomorrow is another chance to start over and prove them wrong.

(4/5) I'm still working on finding ways to keep these things from getting to me. There's something in everyone's life that can have the same effect on anyone with a modicum of emotions.

(3/5) It wasn't a major loss but it still stung. I already have a rough time dealing with rejection. It can physically numb me.

(2/5) I despite this phrasing. It's a backhanded way to dismiss someone in a totally self-serving way. It's only designed to make the rejector feel better because they think it softens the blow. It doesn't. If anything, it's just insulting.

(1/5) I won't go into specifics beyond this but today, I got hit with the classic "Don't call us, we'll call you" brush off.