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Filipe M.

@macfilipe.bsky.social

Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium. (Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)

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Is that a ploy to keep people standing up?

10.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have questions, but they shall remain rhetorical.

10.02.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nope, do not think so.

09.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm assuming that when you have enough money to buy the team, a home in Switzerland, and a private flying machine, things get a tiny little bit easier?

09.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what their definition of everyone is, and why it coincides exactly with their echo chamber.

09.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost as if human beings have this capacity to communicate in ways other than the one they were born with, like... languages.

09.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Reddit user "shepherd_eyes" reply to a post about Lewis Hamilton being seen with Kim Kardashian at the Super Bowl:

"Car 44 given a reprimand for ignoring multiple red flags"

A screenshot of Reddit user "shepherd_eyes" reply to a post about Lewis Hamilton being seen with Kim Kardashian at the Super Bowl: "Car 44 given a reprimand for ignoring multiple red flags"

Reddit wins the internet again.

09.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it funny that you're closer to the Portuguese Progressive Community than I am... mental note to self: skeet more in Tuga.

(the map isn't finding my handle right now, but I checked earlier and I was slightly to the left of the Queer Leftist Artists and Shitposters πŸ˜†)

09.02.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they going to run to Congress and ask for help on this one too?

09.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Asphalt coloured camouflage, to blend into the background as they pootle around trying to get their act together.

09.02.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Effin' awesome, but in French.

09.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asphalt camouflage.

09.02.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All while projecting more than an IMAX...

08.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So you're ok with naming it after Nancy Pelosi?

08.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you what's effectively one car's survival cell in the middle of the track and 95% of the bodywork scattered along a large area, I'm not sure there would be any other option -- unless you're a NASCAR race director, of course.

And that's not even considering the Ferrari...

08.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It all leads back to Popper's paradox of tolerance...

07.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And increased tariffs on the penguins.

07.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Portuguese. I shouldn't have to know her name. And yet...

06.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like declaring new tariffs or wars or minor stuff like that?

06.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was particularly fond of the bit about talent being a gateway.

I've been playing guitar for almost 40 years. Is it frustrating not to be as good as John Petrucci? Yes, it is, every single day.

But the thing they say about the destination vs the journey? Spot on. A 40 fucking year journey.

06.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a drawing of 4 examples of human evolution, with the homo sapiens turned around saying "go back, we fucked up everything"

a drawing of 4 examples of human evolution, with the homo sapiens turned around saying "go back, we fucked up everything"

06.02.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please send some over up North, I've forgotten what the sun looks like.

06.02.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What he said.

06.02.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something weapons-grade stupid audience.

06.02.2026 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Sir Ian knows exactly how to repeatedly punch you in the gut with his delivery...

05.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...

05.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Meh.

05.02.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch Alt: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch grabbing a bucket of popcorn
05.02.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that's going nowhere fast.

05.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At which point someone might be inclined to exclaim "geez Louis!!"

04.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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