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@bjones.bsky.social

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. 🚫DMs. Ohio, USA.

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09.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 464    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Cinematography by the great Michael Chapman πŸŽ₯

09.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stopped by snowbound Hopewell Culture National Monument Sunday .

This is Central Moundβ€”formerly known as Death Mask Moundβ€”at Mound City. Originally over 17 feet tall with a 90 foot wide base, it is the dominant feature of the ancient necropolis.

Built by indigenous people c 160 AD.

09.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

09.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1206    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 85

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4002    πŸ” 1006    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 10
But with the help of A.I., Ms. Hart can publish books at an astonishing rate. Last year, she produced more than 200 romance novels in a range of subgenres, from dark mafia romances to sweet teen stories, and self-published them on Amazon.

But with the help of A.I., Ms. Hart can publish books at an astonishing rate. Last year, she produced more than 200 romance novels in a range of subgenres, from dark mafia romances to sweet teen stories, and self-published them on Amazon.

I don't see how self-publishing world survives GenAI. It's going to be an absurd increase in slop books with no reason to expect any increase in paying readers.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...

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Loot that drops after defeating me:

- a can of Diet Pepsi
- a Bag of Holding containing all my regrets

07.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the foot comes out you understand instinctively that this is a dinosaur.

06.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Costner

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look I’m not saying Pixar 2026 has been hollowed out like a shambling lich, but the commercial for their new β€œAvatar but beavers” movie actually features a character saying β€œit’s like Avatar for beavers” and another character saying β€œno, it’s nothing like Avatar for beavers”

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The stock market did what today?

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Ohhh shit so that’s what my crazy mother was texting about the other day.

06.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and two women are laughing with the words " i 'd buy that for a dollar " above them ALT: a man and two women are laughing with the words " i 'd buy that for a dollar " above them
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The original β€˜wine moms’ are in Ohio. They’re mobilizing to support Haitians in Springfield. Katie Paris founded Red, Wine & Blue to harness suburban women's political power β€” now more than 600,000 members are deploying it to oppose ICE in their communities.

The original β€˜wine moms’ are in Ohio. They’re mobilizing their 600,000-strong network of suburban women to support Haitians in Springfield. 19thnews.org/2026/02/wine... via @19thnews.org

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A cartoon of two people looking under the sink. In the foreground is a group of roaches operating tiny film equipment. The plumber says to the homeowner, β€œIf you see one intrusion of roaches shooting an indie film, it means you’ve got dozens already submitting to Sundance.”

A cartoon of two people looking under the sink. In the foreground is a group of roaches operating tiny film equipment. The plumber says to the homeowner, β€œIf you see one intrusion of roaches shooting an indie film, it means you’ve got dozens already submitting to Sundance.”

There’s an old New Yorker here in my doctor’s waiting room.

05.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*Record scratch*

05.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MarkπŸ‘ the πŸ‘vans πŸ‘

04.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some β€œconsumer revolt”

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He’s a cobra range viper.

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Ameriflora β€˜28

03.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Meeting in solidarity with Haitians in Springfield, Ohio now - over 600 people and still growing.

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A taxidermied boar’s head on the wall with a purple mohawk and sunglasses to look like Bebop.

A taxidermied boar’s head on the wall with a purple mohawk and sunglasses to look like Bebop.

Gross but also cool.

02.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is your neighbor drinking a Guinness?

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This is who runs this account.

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hahahaha

01.02.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely believe the most important thing that happened in film in 2025 was this Ryan Coogler PSA about the different ways to experience SINNERS in theaters. His enthusiasm and knowledge regarding aspect rations and formats were infectious, making the very act of seeing his movie seem thrilling.

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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

31.01.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8838    πŸ” 2860    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 148

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.

Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.

Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

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