Amy Duddleston, ACE

Gee, if only there was some special drug that could prevent infections!

Buncha fucking idiots have no idea they’re being filmed across the street, vandalizing property.

“It was stuffed” is a definite theory.

It was all those bondage plots on Fantasy Island.

Serve your country! Defend your culture!

Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.

Lord god baby Jesus these people.

This asshole right here.

Some of my colleagues who are currently crying online about TX Democrats leaving the state are the same ones who left D.C. early so they wouldn’t have to vote on releasing the Epstein Files.

Kind of interesting how that works, huh?

I really enjoyed these seasons. There was a wackiness that I loved, because you weren’t cringing at Michael so much.

World Cup and the Olympics are gonna be GREAT!

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Everyone: Release the Epstein files

Trump Admin: WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR ON THE MOON

well we all remember the apocryphal saying, when fascism comes to america it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross and also in the guise of the stupidest most vile child raping piece of shit who ever lived

My 72-year-old mother who is the size of a sparrow lives in NYC and takes the subway all the time. Why are all these “alpha males” such scared little bitches?

“So many jobs added this month! How many? Oh, millions! Everyone has jobs now!”

Oh fuck people and their FRASIER hate. Your takes were the BEST!

Kyle! This is such great news—I’m so excited!

Like, extra nails in the coffin dead.

“If I’m going to charge money for people to come to the White House for dinner, it needs to be bigger!”

FRASIER always had that Noël Coward-y thing of “it’s always more fun/dramatic if someone’s at the door and you have to answer it!” It was one of the more endearing things about the show for me, the farce of it all.

They sell pierogis on Martha’s Vineyard?

Oh, but we do.

"It’s true that there are physical feats that players in one league can accomplish that players in the other league simply cannot. For example, one league has players like DeWanna Bonner, who can carry and give birth to twins and return the next season to average 17.3 points and 7.2 rebounds a game, while the other league has multiple players like LeBron James, who can carry the ball."

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Cocaine and adderall must give you big boobs.

Me too. Also, looking for an Oshowatt plushy now.

Start watching videos of guys mowing lawns and people making food. Lady Gaga videos. Your algorithm will improve.

Charlie Kirk is such a stupid Nazi fuck that he literally thinks “New York City would be so cool without the gays, and immigrants and Blacks and Jews.”

Motherfucker, we are WHY New York City is cool you stupid little bitch! People like you not living there is what makes it cool!

Get me the smelling salts, Charlotte…I think I fainted.

When my parents finally relented and got cable TV in the 80’s, WGN was one of the stations that we got in Tucson, AZ. We became Cubs fans, and Ryne Sandberg was our favorite Cub.

Same, but watching WGN all the way in Tucson, AZ and becoming a Cubs fan. The magic of 1980’s cable TV.