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OMG.

On demand shoulder tackling deadbeats?? This needs an Emmy, a new season with 25 episodes, and a movie.

a man with a beard wearing a black hat and a black jacket is smiling ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black hat and a black jacket is smiling

denzel came home so excited to tell me a joke --

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

"I never let a garbanzo on my face"

I super want shaboozey to sing at the MAGA Superbowl thing, and then do nothing but Bad Bunny Covers.

The way I would feel fucking FREE.if that happened? Woooooooooooo

I feel like the Mariners are the Mets, but without the intergenerational trauma

Still the Mets, tho.

This is football.
Brain trauma porn.... Am I missing something?

No. I'm not.

A reminder:

Ten G's will take your daughter out of Air Forces.

Is Kid Rock named in the Epstein Files?

There's only one way to be sure...

Snack time is a celebration tho

This makes me remember how the troops refused to fire or even move upon the crowds of protesting civilians in the final days of the Communist Soviet regime.

I wonder if the "signing bonus weekend warrior" ice agent on your block actually wants any smoke from - actual - US Marines...

There's a "Shitty things to do calendar" they gave out, right?

"on this day, THIS is the shittiest thing I can do or say on this one specific day of the year"

Everyone in this administration has one

Dipping from happy hour to go to a scheduled event, and then realizing that they are MAD late, and will be 30-45 minutes behind? And now I'm HERE.

Around people.

Instead of around my loner in the face single malt.

I hate us for allowing CPT to be a thing.

And crushing them

Marshawn Lynch is just doing side quests

When you and your homie are the only people in your FFB League with heart / blue state residency/ four middle fingers that go up

*slow clap*

TURN THIS UP

The Epstein files are hidden in the old cracker barrel logo, DaVinci Code style

Yikes.
I haven't really been on bsky for a minute and returned to find QUITE A FEW of you have been creepy Zionist progressive types all along.

Miss me with the making excuses for genocide tapdance

B2S Donate Back To School With Block Club Ahead of the school year, Block Club is partnering with the nonprofit Open Books to provide 1,600 free books to CPS students on the South and West sides. Every $20 contr...

Ayo! We’re partnering w/Open Books to provide 1,600 free books to CPS students on the South and West sides. Every $20 contribution provides one book.

Donate here:

blockclubchicago.org/b2s-2025/

There, There by Tommy Orange...

Fictional narratives don't inspire critical consciousness as much as you'd like, so maybe start them with:

Paolo Freire, Pedagogy of the Oppressed
bell hooks, Teaching to Transgress
Richard Rothstein, The Color of Law
Michelle Alexander, The New Jim Crow

Rule number one:
Take your fazers off stun

I need folks to understand that this is about the parents interracial marriage and nothing else.

Animated sidekick.
Voice actor? let's say Akwafina..

and it's a green light

Chicano cats who can't keep the N word out their mouth?

Such a bad look.

The Pacers should kill them off in game six.

Because game 7?

Our collective trauma would be the Knicks sixth man. You don't want any smoke with intergenerational trauma, b.

🎶🎼Springtime for Hitler in Flushing Queeeeeeens!

no gods only monsters

I want a reboot with a different cast. Loved the writing but hated the cast, always....
Except for the Lindsay, and fake Tyler, the Creator. They killed.

You're the worst comeback woulda been dope