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Carty B/Matt

@nimtemdo.com.bsky.social

Aka Matt aka Cartridgeblowers. He/him. English teacher. Variety streamer. Speedfriend-adjacent. www.ocarinaofcrime.com

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I think I've done something similar before but I like having prompts

04.08.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats The Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)

I've listened to this song by @themountaingoats.bsky.social every school year on the first day the kids come back since my first year teaching. Continuing the tradition this morning on teaching year 13. Let's go.

04.08.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crushed it. Y'all did such a great job!

04.08.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disinterest was the best imo

One screenname was just my real name. One was my favorite mythological character and a nickname like two people called me in high school because I was fat. And then "USAgent Sucks" was my third one and like, dang I love USAgent so who knows what I was thinking

04.08.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We legitimately were...

04.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Teachers go back the week before to prepare and plan. Kids are back on Monday.

01.08.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
THE MISSUS β€” 
MY GORGEOUS BABE β€”
DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE
Feb. '44
France

THE MISSUS β€” MY GORGEOUS BABE β€” DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE Feb. '44 France

I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!

28.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6505    πŸ” 1166    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 85
A picture of a cool lil frog guy on a windshield

A picture of a cool lil frog guy on a windshield

Birthday was cool. Worked, Whit got me a really neat planner and some smell good stuff for my classroom, I saw Fantastic Four, and then this little guy jumped on my windshield and rode it all the way home.

Him name is Mr. Frogtastic and he ensures I'll have good luck for this next decade of life.

01.08.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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To be so close to greatness

01.08.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting TONIGHT, we are introducing Quest for Quet, a mutual aid speedrunning marathon benefitting @traineranade.bsky.social so that they can afford to train and raise their new service animal, Quetzalcoatl!

Come join at Anade’s channel and help support and donate if you can!

Schedule in replies!

25.07.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 15

Oh hey sick we have the same remote.

And mine still ran out of juice the other day and I had to plug it in anyway lol

25.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a wrestler with a scorpion on his shirt is standing in a wrestling ring with his arms outstretched . ALT: a wrestler with a scorpion on his shirt is standing in a wrestling ring with his arms outstretched .
25.07.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.07.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 709    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

24.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17256    πŸ” 4504    πŸ’¬ 228    πŸ“Œ 167
andre the giant: I don't like to speak badly of people I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot Say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

andre the giant: I don't like to speak badly of people I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot Say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

rest in piss hulk hogan

24.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 506    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
A screenshot of a tweet from @sarahlicity that reads "Hulk's gonna end up cremated because he's not gonna let anyone bury him."

A screenshot of a tweet from @sarahlicity that reads "Hulk's gonna end up cremated because he's not gonna let anyone bury him."

24.07.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was taking a short Bluesky mental health break and needed to come back to say fuck Hulk Hogan, that racist, union busting stooge. Rest in piss.

24.07.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 After Long Battle with the Truth Professional wrestler and famed storyteller Hulk Hogan passed away today at 71, finally losing a lifelong battle with the truth. Hogan was infamous for his…

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 After Long Battle with the Truth

hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

24.07.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2295    πŸ” 491    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 23
Hulk Hogan in a scary place saying "There's no Hulkamaniacs here!"

Hulk Hogan in a scary place saying "There's no Hulkamaniacs here!"

Terry Bollea right about now. Good riddance.

24.07.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

24.07.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 18555    πŸ” 4958    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 192

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.

24.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8667    πŸ” 2551    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 80

Hogan telling everyone around him in hell that he had six simultaneous heart attacks in front of 200,000 fans at the Superdome, and lived to be 106

24.07.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I still can't believe this is a real clip of trial testimony in an actual court room.

24.07.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 389    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 15

Hope everything's okay, friend. :(

24.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Performing one last massive farewell hometown gig to tens of thousands of people and then dropping dead just a few days afterwards is an incredibly metal way to go out.

22.07.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2952    πŸ” 581    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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In case any of my fellow creatives also needed this reminder:

16.11.2024 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 21203    πŸ” 8918    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 498

I almost put Stardew on my list. I could probably just start a new farm any time and be good forever.

22.07.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Allegory of the Cave

22.07.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Picross isn't a game, it's a lifestyle.

22.07.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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