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‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/

women of the Italian curling team: please explain curling to me

Ok we did get some snow and I got to walk around in it and fall on my ass in front of other people so I had the quintessential winter experience. Now back to the horrors

It’s always some artist I’ve never heard of that is 22 and somehow has 900k follows and draws the most forgettable, sterile blorbo Disney-looking portraits ever and everyone is like “wow can’t believe they are a megahitler, loved their art”

people get mad about this but like what on earth man how many times do you need to get rug pulled by dems to realize they will always roll out a carpet to fascists. That’s their function. Controlled “opposition”

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.

if I get a pen could I hear some examples

deadeyed dogshit-stinking skidmarks in his drawers-havin ass bitch

no way this Stephen Miller bitch goes in public

stop showing me stuff thats going to be in history books later. its basically a form of homework

Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen

This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs

medical furnace

this is the money face it happens only once every 5000 years (the money face) repost in the next 20 seconds or you will never have money again

14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys

the Brewery!! what an awesome shithole that was

I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength.

why didn't he stop it

mucks back on the menu boys

a steak sized bean for dinner

Bsky post from what appears to be a lib parody account called "spockresists" that goes: "Those Epstein Files must absolutely terrible for Trumplethinskin."

why does shit like this exist

Pitbull © @pitbull If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ric00000000000 HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide

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the libs are truly posting this day.. go watch stranger thing bitch

keep honking... i'm clonking!

piggly wiggly has the liver mush