@alldrugsarebad.bsky.social
Here to drop knowledge, not acid.
“It’s crazy to think that I’ll put a stranger’s genitals in my mouth but I refuse to drink tap water” - oomf
24.08.2025 15:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I LOVE ATLANTA!!!!
22.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“As long as you aren’t begging, bumming, or borrowing, or selling that pussy you’re gonna be okay” -man on Marta
22.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Exactly
16.08.2025 11:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SO THIS MEANS YOURE IN ATLANTA AGAIN?????
16.08.2025 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And now she’s one of my spirit guides ✨💫🌟🏳️🌈💅
16.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not just saying this, but my great grandma was DEFINITELY a dyke.
16.08.2025 00:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0????
15.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My CPA just texted me “lol why are you hiding from me??”
15.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FaceTiming my dog in the other room while I shower because I’m obsessed with her.
14.08.2025 23:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01-2 kids: liberal
3 + kids: conservative
Ever since my grandma had a stroke, she has tapped into a crazy version of dark humor and I’m here for it.
14.08.2025 02:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a tween I was sexually attracted to Kangaroo Jack ☠️
14.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a confession about my sexuality.
14.08.2025 00:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The older I get, the more I realize that Sleeping Beauty was actually just on her period.
06.08.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh you surely underestimate #4’s capabilities at Jeju spa.
05.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hahaahhaha
05.08.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A pepperoncini a day keeps the doctor away!
04.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You have a soul tie with this woman
04.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THE BAG WAS WORTH IT
04.08.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait…. I know her!
04.08.2025 18:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did we ever find Kony?
02.08.2025 02:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a chord cutting ceremony with Zillow.
01.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
lol know your angles.
31.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had a dream my mom was a dominatrix and Christianity was all an act for her business model!!!!
31.07.2025 20:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I just lovingly stared at these photos for so long before I had to tell myself to move on.
31.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Show me the chair!
31.07.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stoned at the k spa are we surprised????
31.07.2025 20:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would be nothing without my Sonos system.
30.07.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stephen is like rain man but with currency exchange.
29.07.2025 02:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
