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I fear this reflects a lot on my mental state so basically I’m thriving, somehow

No one really knows how big of a deal this is but lately I’ve been watching new shows and I’m proud of myself!

A new post it note color really gets me excited

My favorite football term is “tush push” it just sounds silly

I am feeling called to make a zucchini bread even though something about zucchini in bread feels wrong

“So it’s all about whether you’re buying or selling, huh?” Me finally (maybe) understanding economics

Fighting my most demons when I’m hangry and trying not to be a huge dick

This happens to me a lot with Glee songs actually

When you and your long distance pal send each other the exact same post at the exact same time and you know you were meant to be

How do you forget how to fold a towel?

Last night I dreamt that @squeako.bsky.social was playing with and squished my tomatoes for BLTs this week!

Teaching Bert that August is about living for the hope of it all

We have already gotten so many hilarious jokes from family asking if they can wear camo or flannel to the wedding. What a riot

I really just trust my heart (and instructions) with the cooking bc I do not taste anything during the process

“Johnny Parker?”
“John McArthur.”

Sometimes a long dog needs some assistance getting off of her back

A mosquito bite above the eyebrow is a new kind of hell

Home Depot on Friday night is for the couples doing home projects that you didn’t get inspired to do until 8pm

It’s so good! I rediscover it every now and then

This was so hard but so fun!

The shock of 1x speed when you usually listen at 2x is like actual slow motion

Love island is the most confusing show ever. Especially if you only watch one random episode in the middle of the season.

A doubting follower

Don’t tell me yall watched this without me 😭

Yes, straight to jail

Having myself a lovely little lunch

“God, what is this made with, hell?”
Thinking I should make an account just for shit this man says

I can’t believe it

Bad listeners cannot do Pilates!

Shut up!!!