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Six degrees...?

12.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

08.12.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5786    πŸ” 1337    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 47

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: β€˜Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

07.12.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14106    πŸ” 4330    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 98

Deport him

21.11.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting the nonce in nonsense

15.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Son of famous bigot says somethong so insanely anachronisticly bigoted it's actually funny... must be a slow news day.

23.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been in these churches, and this is right-on.

23.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I believe that's called the bitch seat.

He is flying in the same way Maggie was driving the car in the opening credits of the Simpsons.

Military families are queuing for food banks, but sure let's spend 10s of thousands of dollars for a photo op so that a drunk imbecile can cosplay war....

23.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Max Dubler
@maxdubler β€’ 2/8/25
That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse.
Jason C &
@jasonc_nc・2/8/25
I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist.
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True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties.

Max Dubler @maxdubler β€’ 2/8/25 That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse. Jason C & @jasonc_nc・2/8/25 I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist. Q 24 L. 1.8K 15K Ill 399K 贝 β‘  Max Dubler @maxdubler True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties.

23.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1978    πŸ” 500    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that Richard or his owner?

23.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He talks about wanting to debate the complains when somebody challenges his opinion 🀑

07.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

02.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3765    πŸ” 1450    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 63
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Manchester Council of Mosques have issued this statement in sadness, shock and solidarity with the Jewish community about this attack at the synagogue in Manchester

02.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1112    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 17

Four dimensional chess mate. Keep up!

06.09.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah well, maybe next year ...

30.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘πŸ€£ x

20.08.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got to be. Surely !!

20.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

No

09.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a truck with Ben’s quote displayed on the side, which says: One of the most successful deceptions of our time was getting so many Americans to fear diversity more than racism, equality more than misogyny, democracy more than fascism, immigrants more than authoritarians, the poor more than corrupt billionaires, and empathy more than cruelty.

Picture of a truck with Ben’s quote displayed on the side, which says: One of the most successful deceptions of our time was getting so many Americans to fear diversity more than racism, equality more than misogyny, democracy more than fascism, immigrants more than authoritarians, the poor more than corrupt billionaires, and empathy more than cruelty.

On a truck at the rage against the regime rally in Orlando Florida.

03.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

The scope and scale of the wanton destruction across Gaza - buildings, trees, fields, hospitals, schools, universities, churches, mosques, streets, homes, *people* - is staggering. All of it with the support and funding of American administrations of both parties. Shameful.

02.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

It is worth noting that the French monarchy wasn't stupid enough to build Versailles *during* the Revolution.

01.08.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 950    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 16
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT
Government of Heard Island Office of the Prime Minister
To the White House,
The Government of Heard Island acknowledges receipt of your so-called "tariff ultimatum," issued under the pretentious pretense of economic strategy.
This is not a negotiation. This is not a plea. This is not a request for exemption from your performative trade tantrums. This is the final frostbitten word from a sovereign Antarctic territory that refuses to be economically colonized by a reality TV reject.
Flip off, you block-headed kiddiediddlers.
Respectfully disinterested,
PM Tuxley
Prime Minister of Heard Island

E OFFICIAL STATEMENT Government of Heard Island Office of the Prime Minister To the White House, The Government of Heard Island acknowledges receipt of your so-called "tariff ultimatum," issued under the pretentious pretense of economic strategy. This is not a negotiation. This is not a plea. This is not a request for exemption from your performative trade tantrums. This is the final frostbitten word from a sovereign Antarctic territory that refuses to be economically colonized by a reality TV reject. Flip off, you block-headed kiddiediddlers. Respectfully disinterested, PM Tuxley Prime Minister of Heard Island

JUST IN: Heard Island Government responds before the midnight Tariff deadline with what can only be described as ice cold diplomacy. @cnn.com @msnbc.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy @nbcnews.com @theguardian.com @australia.theguardian.com @bbcbreaking-bot.bsky.social @us.theguardian.com @theonion.com

31.07.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 789    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 59
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The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:

30.07.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26864    πŸ” 6733    πŸ’¬ 514    πŸ“Œ 254

Uber is really raising the bar here

25.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 421    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

Look, German is just the ideal language for describing the abject depravities of the human experience.

18.07.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Translation: Targetting actual foreign criminals is hard work, so Trump's troops have detainee working immigrants. They do tough, low paid jobs that US citizens refuse. Rich people soon notice when these roles aren't being done and the very richest of them have text Trump to say they're angry.

12.06.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1049    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 14
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Opinion | I knew the pain of apartheid. How dare Trump embrace Afrikaners as refugees. If the Episcopal Church had agreed to resettle South African Boers, then it would have elevated a lie that will affect refugee resettlement for years to come.

Naomi Tutu, daughter of the late Archbishop Desmond Tutu (and an Episcopal priest herself) fully addresses the lie at the heart of the claim of that white South Africans are β€œrefugees.” Amplify her voice.

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

22.05.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 941    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 24

Sure, let’s dissect the mental and physical acuity of the former president who sought to make lives in America better while minimizing the reality of a deranged arsonist dismantling the country we’ve known and loved. What a failure to meet this moment.

18.05.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 30334    πŸ” 7712    πŸ’¬ 1082    πŸ“Œ 461
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Autistic 4th Grader Delivers Powerful Response to RFK Jr. "I'm not broken."

God blesses him!

06.05.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11919    πŸ” 2443    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 164

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