Justgot1

Who's paying insane money for sugar-glazed fruit?? You can make it yourself in like. Half an hour.

Hahahaha guess when I turn 65! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

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Well, that’s going to be disappointing for them.

Please tell me JC is the abs demon

My boomer mom considers her 2000 sf house on two acres quite small. I live in a 900sf apartment and I consider that decadent lol.

Am I the only person who deletes my social media apps regularly? I mean like. Every few days. If I catch myself zombie-clicking on Insta or bluesky too many times, I just delete them. I make myself use the browser for a few days. I’m on the browser right now lol. I do this constantly.

Back in 2016 Trump bragged that his followers were so loyal "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible." www.npr.org/sections/the...

Yaaay!

I just made a fake Mexican corn salad, which was fake because I had to substitute like half the ingredients, and it was still delicious. Now that is powerful soft power.

I don't even work in tech, I just have one in my house. It's called The Cord Morgue. Defunct tech also lives in there.

If anyone wants it, here's a bongo cat version of Derpy and Sussy from #kpopdemonhunters I made for discord emojis:

Black-and-white photo of a World War II soldier, writing a letter and the text readsmy darling Joyce it is day three of the Coldplay memes and I fear there is no end in sight

Those two people will absolutely never live that down

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TFG?

I tried to watch the new Squid Game but realized I've forgotten who everyone is and how last season ended lmao. I guess I'll wait until I can at least rewatch last season's finale.

I knew this and yet I don’t think I have ever once done it

Lol definitely not an even trade

I’ve literally never taken an Amtrak trip that didn’t either leave late or arrive late. Today, both: we left 30 mins late this a.m. and we’re on track to arrive back home an hour late.

We’ve been delayed three? four? times for varied reasons in what is supposed to be a 2.5 hour ride. America 🇺🇸

Scoop up dat baby

He is so deeply embarrassing.

Boom.

Looooool

Literally, the hardest working people I’ve ever met.

Had an upset stomach last night so I slept terribly, didn’t eat very much today, and was in the darkest mindset about all of my current life choices.

Came home, had a bland rice-based dinner, am suddenly a functioning human again. Crazy how that works.

The neverending search for something I can listen to around the house to combat The Horrors™️.

You absolutely need to stand over it tonight and chant “Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary” into the mirror.