Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦

Beautiful black women wearing MAGA hats, just out of frame.

In a nutshell.

Jack Smith should sue Eric Trump.

Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"

Just openly cheering the destruction of any representation of gay people in public space. They think their power is totally unrestricted, and the entire country will support them rolling back society to the 1950s, or maybe the 1850s

BC Conservative Leader muzzles MLAs to avoid exposing caucus divides Opposition Leader John Rustad instructed caucus to walk out of the House instead of voting on NDP motion

Oh no, BC Conservatives are not getting along!

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ANALYSIS | Trump's tone shifts on Canada. What does that signal for tariffs? | CBC News U.S. President Donald Trump spoke more positively about Canada on Tuesday than he has at any time since winning the election last November, but whether that signals any imminent relief to punishing ta...

"It's a tough situation because we want to make our cars here," Trump said. "At the same time, we want Canada to do well making cars. So we're working on formulas, and I think we'll get there."

Trump should create some type of "pact" to cover car manufacturing.

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You know how Trump could really shut Democrats up? By releasing the Epstein files!

Make Airlines Grounded Again

Ya, that one was a 100% setup.

Butternut squash risotto.

Eby bringing 🔥🔥🔥

This is Trump's team "flooding the zone with BS" to distract from Epstein, ICE and the shutdown. Fox News of course is there to carry this propaganda live.

'Freedom Convoy' leaders Tamara Lich, Chris Barber given conditional sentences | CBC News Tamara Lich and Chris Barber, two major figures of the 2022 "Freedom Convoy," have been handed conditional sentences and spared further jail time.

If these two clowns didn't have innocent neighbours, it would be fun to spend the next 12 months honking outside their homes.

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Like how my digestive system "transforms" spicy food.

"You claim to want better, more affordable health care for Americans. Have you asked the people sitting next to you why and how Canadians have better health outcomes at less cost than the US?"

I removed all the chairs from my house. Yes, all of them. Standing desks are for beginners. I don't sit anymore. Not at meals. Not during calls. Not ever. Why? Because sitting is a dopamine sink. Your glutes go dormant. Blood pools. Your brain gets 23% less oxygen (I measured it). Standing keeps you in a state of "productive discomfort." Discomfort = alertness. Alertness = pattern recognition. Pattern recognition = product-market fit. I eat dinner standing over the sink. I take Zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion. My calves are basically a pre-seed round for my cardiovascular system. Studies show that 89% of Fortune 500 CEOs do their best thinking while in motion. Churchill held walking meetings. Zuckerberg did walking 1-on-1s. I haven't sat in 6 months and my sprint velocity is up 340%. Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity. Every cushion is a compromise with your future self. "But what about rest?" Rest is what you do after the exit. Right now, I have deals to close and a burn rate to justify. My living room? Empty. Just space to pace. My dining room? A war room with whiteboards on every wall—no table. Sitting is the new smoking. Standing is the new sitting. Pacing is the new standing. I'm not uncomfortable. I'm optimized. Don't let Big Furniture gaslight you.

I try to mostly follow people on LinkedIn who are unafraid to shitpost on main

Trump's Extortion of the Week.

PP is more like JD Vance than Donald Trump:

"If I have to create stories so that the [American] media actually pays attention to the suffering of the [American] people, then that’s what I’m going to do."

Portland never stops being Portland.

"Worldwide celebration". Definitely boo-urns.

Put a mask on before you do it.

Need to pull the masks off these goons. Make them famous!

It's so easy to lose track of what the hell Trump is even talking about. He'll introduce a "they" into his stream of BS, and you don't know who he's referring to. But then you realize it doesn't matter because he's just a whiny little bitch.

That is the jankiest putting stroke I've ever seen. Like someone showing up to a mini-putt who has never done it.

Ilan Wurman wrote "The President has shown deference to the judicial branch. Will it show him any?"

Wurman is a clown.

Oregon Judge, no
Orange Julius, yes

1975 Sears Catalog, workwear section vibes.

Off-topic, but 2013 Donald Trump sure speaks better and has a larger vocabulary than 2025 Donald Trump.