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"""Decentralized acceleration""" to Mastodon is definitely working yall. This fucking reeks

American wine moms going hard for the Bluejays:

this gotta be the best idea i ever had. this feed is funnier than any of the other feeds i follow

text on screen: Some people believe AI could eventually wipe out humanity. Which statement are you more likely to agree with... "The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." - Stephen Hawking "AI is one of the most important things humanity is working on. It's more profound than...electricity or fire." - Sundar Pichai

What the fuck are these questions where is the "neither" option

rip fantano

Aaron Rodericks now that bookmarks/private likes are a thing:

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

in orange text, it says there's 3 hours left under "Democrat Shutdown is Imminent"

IT WASN'T EVEN TIME ZONED PROPERLY LMAO

(for reference, I'm in PST, this screenshot was 30 seconds after)

we have to kill the computer

The BSky moderation never could have handled Shinzo Abe being assassinated is what I’m learning

what the fuck man

>"continue his work"

mark cuban: i just invested $120 million into the japanese fuck doll market hoping they can create the most hyperreal dick feel for consumers

martha: Have you tried being loved? Perhaps you could find happiness through intentional self-reflection.

man I love the phoronix forums. guys earnestly arguing 32 bit is superior in 2025 because "most new computers only have 4GB of RAM"

Merriam-Webster Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.c... • 17h enshittification noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits ... Gold Yoshi @goldyoshi.bsky.social [Screenshot of the enshittification page on Merriam Websters website. It says where does enshittification come from and the entire page is covered in ads]

NBA Youngboy Lobster Bisque Flavoured Ramen Noodles

oh shit

>skim through thread
>"She'll be fully MAGA by the midterms at this rate"

These replies butter my popcorn more than an old farmer from Wisconsin, god damn

a pink and white box labeled PROGYNOVA with a spiral on the box art, of a prescription HRT. Next to it is a debian box with very similar art (which is probably a mockup as a joke, or a way to camouflage the box for stealth purposes, as HRT is probably illegal in china)

so apparently the slang term for estradiol in china is "Debian install media" as the most common brand has a spiral on the box resembling the Debian logo

Screenshot of a chat with Claude. User message: 'can you build an mcp for my ai-native b2b genai yc saas startup? pls'. Claude replies: 'No. What the fuck?' Below, a notice says 'Claude has ended this chat.' At the bottom, it shows 'Chat ended by Claude' with two buttons: 'Start new chat' and 'Give feedback'.

LOGGING ON

illumi @illumi.meme • 10m grok just told me to kill myself Shazamablama @shazamablama.bsky.social Please don't.

never leaving this app

Wasn't there a literal episode of Family Guy where Bill tells Brian off as his inferior leech, even though in reality they're basically the same, regardless of the fact that one of them is a cartoon character

you just know he’s crossin his fingers to land the CEO position that just opened up

hmmm

Ketamine Aphex Twin

this is the glory of the costco hotdog, the dog of the proletariat (and you can get them and the buns inside the store itself and make em at home for even more proletarianisms)

An unedited screenshot of Piers Morgan interviewing Jordan Peterson on "Piers Morgan Uncensored." Peterson is shockingly red in the face, visibly crying. Morgan is sipping from a Homer Simpson mug.

This is insane

@poorlyagedstuff.bsky.social