hot tub of despair

Goddamn you’re cool Ken Jennings

The Danny Boyle one is actually a good movie. “Accurate” and “too flattering to Steve Jobs” you can absolutely debate, but it’s a good film. And I don’t even like defending sorkin as a screenwriter all that much.

The way his immediate concern when Aragorn shows up is “they’ve taken the little ones” makes me sob, and then he immediately confesses to trying to take the ring from Frodo and recognizing aragorns strength in character for being able to let Frodo go? My god.

Been my favorite album since it came out

Hear me out: also the coens. Whenever they get back together.

You are not LaBeouf

I only had to watch west side story. Invested in Zegler stock instantly. They can never make me hate her.

People have a lot of weird hate towards a show that I’m generally really vibing with. I don’t think you can make an alien property without some kind of online hate mob complaining about characters not making choices they’d personally make (the story wouldn’t happen otherwise, so like. Idk)

Leave drugs out of this, they’ve done nothing wrong.

Unfortunately no. He’ll OD and it will somehow be blamed on the left being too mean to him.

Nathan I was very upset by that, thank you sir

Four way tie. O Brother, Lebowski, Fargo, Burn After Reading.

Who up conclaving their pope rn?

a man sits in front of a large glowing sun in a dark room ALT: a man sits in front of a large glowing sun in a dark room

And what of the sun?

Henry Cavill has no on screen charisma. He’s only good in Fallout and he’s only good in that because he’s big. Stop defending man from uncle to me. I do not like man from uncle.

I am literally scared of Nathan Fielder. If I saw him in public I would run for my life.

It is a great detail that when McNulty gets in a vehicle they add a lag to the controls to simulate how drunk he’d be behind a wheel. The details matter.

Congresspeople used to beat each other with canes.

This is bait, right?

It’s such an amazing bit that you kept this name, my god

Thank u. Stan Kubrick tried to warn us but I fear we didn’t listen.

Crab chip

Fine I’ll do it

But what if we consider the idea that twins are inherently creepy and absorption is the better scenario

And I would call you a kulak for that

It’s a bad burger because England

Karl Marx would say that the squirt belongs to the people

You’re actually this fucking stupid, aren’t you