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Millennials… it’s no longer our fault. Our watch has ended.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:

My favorite thing is that she called it Twitter

Potato gremlin

It’s been a while since I hopescrolled

I used to think video games were silly escapism.

I used to think that was a bad thing.

The autism equivalent of gaydar is the spectrometer

Today my therapist told me “a lof of my other late diagnosed neurodivergent clients struggle w/ feelings of happiness because it’s so foreign to them” and I laughed. hard. It was funny like getting hit in the humerus; there’s pain there but it got under my skin. Funniest thing I’ve heard in awhile

Me holding a baby goat

if I wanted your opinion, I'd have ripped off the duct tape

never met a bad day i couldn’t make infinitely worse by just being myself

Me with a baby goat

“Eh im getting by”

i bet we’d all benefit from taking a second to relax; i’m not going to try it, but it’s something i’ve noticed

Lily alone in the background of a cage

Lily in a cage

Blurry lily playing

Lily getting pet

This post made me seek out my kitty for pets

So many leaders and officials failed us, the scope is really staggering when you think about it. The list keeps growing the longer I consider it

Got snipped last month, partly in anticipation of these issues

I love it when people say I’m lazy. It saves me telling them

YouTube video by Travis McLeod Ryan B. @ Comedy High Five

This was me 11 years ago. damn those years really don’t stop comin

youtu.be/3jFQuUrommo

I’ve never seen a ratio like this before. Im in awe

Turnip man

Turnip man: Our world has broken apart, and that puts us all in unprecedented peril.

What we used to take for granted is falling through the cracks.

Like people that used to say hello in the morning.

Or laughter among friends throughout the day.

NOT NOW NINTENDO JEEZ I wanna play my silly Mario game you don’t have to do this

She THICC

Star bread success 🥰🍽️🍜 Sourdough & yeast in fluffy harmony

The part of George Orwell’s 1984 that everyone forgets is how the music and publishing industries have been replaced by a machine that spits out songs and bad novels “without any human intervention.” The goal is to keep you from ever having to think.

“Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

This was written almost 60 years ago. We've never really learned from the wise people trying to teach us.

Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store