yes hello

2012.

Robin Williams had the racist rapist felon pegged.

As did many of us...

We just have to survive another three (?) years

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

BREAKING: The Supreme Court announces BALATRO DLC FEATURING CHARACTERS FROM THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE UNIVERSE with projected retail price of 45 USD$

If you ever find yourself wondering how things like the Epstein story happened, consider the mid-level newspaper editor who admitted in a public judicial inquiry that he destroyed a woman’s life and drove her to suicide to try and impress Piers Morgan.

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

i notice when i look at stuff on here that everything is bad and getting worse. but when i look at video games and video game related entertainment for 12 hours i don't notice any of that stuff. kinda weird

As the boom recedes, the concept of NFTs increasingly feels like something from a lost Borges story. Five elegantly written pages about a Buenos Aires grocer who owns the spring rain. (He can't control the rain, and it falls on everyone - but only the grocer somehow, ineffably, "owns" it.)

ever think "hey, remember NFTs?" and then laugh a little

I am not sure that the way out of the AI bubble is hoping that General Artificial Intelligence arrives and uses its beyond human capacity to work out how to make enough money to pay everyone back.

It hadn't occured to me until now that a significant part of the anti-vax movement is just Münchhausen by proxy, but it makes sense.

Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

AI fans are that last ones to figure out they are completely expendable from the process.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

It feels like there’s been a shadow economy that outsources consequences (climate change, wealth disparity, the depravity of the elites) and we’re catching its natural endpoint- accountability musical chairs

It’s not hypocrisy, it’s a tactic

Floor 2: Ceiling

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

Remember when Fortnite was a PvE game and they kept it around even though it wasn't doing great and at some point someone said I dunno, let's try it as a battle royale?

Imagine if Epic had just laid the team off after like four days.

Altered beast “rise from your grave” intro

This would fix me

I bet it feels good to moo. It sounds like it comes from the core of the cow’s being

This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

it's so funny to put yourself in a position where you have to pretend you like the music of Kid Rock. we know you're lying guys, we can hear him too

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

smoke detectors are woke and are making men soft

Reading Plastic Man from 2003

i do not know how y’all wear socks nonstop that shit is claustrophobic af