I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

Headline: “Boyfriend Upset About Something American Government Did In 1970s” with photo of earnest white guy in a blue Oxford shirt mid-mansplanation

I’m Boyfriend

Saw Flight with a law school buddy at the AMC Magic Johnson when it came out.

During the scene where Denzel gets rid of all the liquor in his cabin, a guy in front of us, very audibly, lamented "NO, NOT THE HENNY!"

some guy who won the Nobel for particle physics or something is going to get black bagged by an 11th grader named Bracen Walmart

As someone whose lovemaking is often critiqued for “being so exquisite as to cheapen the years that remain to me,” I believe that this happened.

We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Copaganda: How police and the media manipulate our news

I just received the galley copies for proof-reading. The book will be out in a few months, will all royalties donated to charity. It's the culmination of years of dangerous work corrupting my mind reading things like the New York Times. Hopefully I'll see you at a book event near you in the spring.

a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government

it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol

bad news for israel.. the last time a Palestinian came back from the dead they made a whole ass religion out of it

I see the most popular post from one group I'm in at the top of my feed every day and then only a few posts from friends until it becomes entirely suggested posts.

for at least a few weeks now Facebook shows me virtually nothing from people I follow. It fills my feed with posts from pages it thinks I would like that are just mass appeal slop.

Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992:

“If money is evil then that building is hell. this is the most obnoxious group of money hungry — low IQ, high energy, wannabe-big-time, small time, shit talking, irritating bunch of motherfuckers … I have ever had to endure for more than five minutes."

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

The Steelers play football like someone trying to shit with half an asshole

Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work

I love starting up new pc games for the first time and it taking 10 minutes to compile shaders before I can play

now they're playing what a wonderful world. what the fuck man

and now they have someone singing Imagine? what the fuck lmfao

abc showing us a recap of the election highlights from this year just minutes before the new year is diabolical as a reminder that we should go into 2025 expecting everything to get much worse

2024 has been a hell of a year

Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

The painful yin and yang of gaming

As a kid:
Have the time
No money

As an adult:
Have the money
No time