Funny Games.

Maybe Kevin could have called the police in the movie Home Alone. Maybe he couldn't.
What we know for sure is if he had it would have been one boring fucking movie.
Motherfuckers who don't understand plot devices are getting on my last nerve.
Yes, this isn't just a post about an old movie.

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For those who want Jeff Bezos to get his cut (I get it, I really do).

A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World : Todd Morr (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir) A heist gone sideways, a briefcase with the power to end everything, and one very unlucky criminal caught in the middle. Carter isn’t exactly the smartest guy in the room, but even he knows he’s in de...

Me - Is it too much to ask to sell enough books I don't have to do this soul-crushing freelance work for IPhone Factory wages?
The World - Shut and type, story monkey.
Me - Fine, it could be worse. It's still writing.
The World - What part of shut up and type did you miss?

A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World : Todd Morr (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir) A heist gone sideways, a briefcase with the power to end everything, and one very unlucky criminal caught in the middle. Carter isn’t exactly the smartest guy in the room, but even he knows he’s in de...

“Where’s the briefcase?”
“In the van.”
“Where’s the van?”
“Up your ass.”
“Kind of dumb thing to say for your last words.”
“What?”
Simon shot him in the head.
“That wasn’t much better.”
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A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir) A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir) - Kindle edition by Morr, Todd. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir).

“What do you think he meant when he said the briefcase was full of the end of the world?”

“It was the end of his.”
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A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World : Todd Morr (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir) A heist gone sideways, a briefcase with the power to end everything, and one very unlucky criminal caught in the middle. Carter isn’t exactly the smartest guy in the room, but even he knows he’s in de...

Thanks, Gabino.
I'm still pimping some pocket-sized noir.

“What do I get if I help you?”
“Other than the knowledge a device capable of ending civilization as we know it is in safe hands?”
“Can that knowledge buy me a car?”
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Thanks, Gabino!
“Where’s the briefcase?”
“In the van.”
“Where’s the van?”
“Up your ass.”
“Kind of dumb thing to say for your last words.”
“What?”
Simon shot him in the head.
“That wasn’t much better.”
#Fridsayreads #crimefiction

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-This Chapter is too short.
-Let me respond with the entire first chapter of Don Winslow's excellent novel Savages.

Dude writing my character is such a fucking hack.

I've dropped a few pounds but this snake oil salesman had fuck all to do with it.

A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World : Todd Morr (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir) A heist gone sideways, a briefcase with the power to end everything, and one very unlucky criminal caught in the middle. Carter isn’t exactly the smartest guy in the room, but even he knows he’s in de...

“...if you wanted to come work for me, I can see you doing very well here.”
“Do I look like a whore to you?”
“We don’t use that word here. We kind of see it as the ‘N’ word of the sex industry. I didn’t mean it in a bad way. I’m saying you’re a very attractive young woman.”

A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World : Todd Morr (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir) A heist gone sideways, a briefcase with the power to end everything, and one very unlucky criminal caught in the middle. Carter isn’t exactly the smartest guy in the room, but even he knows he’s in de...

“Where’s the briefcase?”
“In the van.”
“Where’s the van?”
“Up your ass.”
“Kind of dumb thing to say for your last words.”
“What?”
Simon shot him in the head.
“That wasn’t much better.”

Once more, while I don't want sandwhiches thrown at me, if you do I won't press charges because I'm not a big puss.