Pete

Comedian Bill Burr wearing a black hoodie and black hat saying “After 3 days of eating in England I now understand why Gordon Ramsay is so fuckin angry all the time.”

No really, what is going on with his face? Why does his smirk look like it’s uncanny valley? The more AI slop gets generated, the more people are going to think this poor fool is made up.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

How your phone looks at your while it monitors your weekly screen time.

Gary Numan on stage

I got to see him Sunday night, excellent show!

Fish from SpongeBob doing a wtf face

My father is 77. I love him dearly, but if he told me at this point in his life he wanted to run for senate office I’d have to tell him I wouldn’t vote for him lol

An image of a figure with their hands on their at a three way intersection with the choices of “substance abuse, suicide, masturbation”

Wtf the family of Cummings doing?

The book “no more Mr nice guy” by dr Robert glover goes into why some men are always trying to be nice to any woman they meet, basically they are constantly seeking approval and think it opens up possibilities to having a sexual relationship to pretty much every woman they interact with.

If you have these skills, call me

Two panels from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Panel 1: Calvin “Here! $30k! Now what’s this big expensive baby name of yours?!” Hobbes “Humphrey” Panel 2: chaos as the two beat each other up.

My dumb ass almost saved this photo to send to you

How do you manage to complete these challenges so fast?

Meme of a woman sitting and smiling appearing to be interviewed inside a TV studio with a man just outside the window cheering. Caption on the woman is “MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING” and the man is “ME”. The man is clearly happy for what is happening inside the studio.

Seven of Nine reading your message and wearing a face of disgust. Like seriously wtf is this shit, no one talks like that even in shitty p*rn dialogue.

The internet meme “master debater” with his iconic pony tail and wearing an old style Bluetooth hands free headset.

Both

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A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Watching the lucky few get raptured today.

Millennials didn’t get raptured because of outstanding student loans.

SpongeBob getting ready to smack the thicc booty of a human shaped bubble

a man wearing headphones and a greek key ribbon around his waist Alt: a man wearing headphones and a greek key ribbon around his waist

The common folk on Bluesky foolishly assuming I mess, when in reality I just wet.

a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face

At this point, we are probably days away from the GOP folks to just declare that Kirk was actually Jesus

It’s like they racing to see who can suck dick the hardest and longest around this whole thing.

Heading into the weekend like

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

Timeline rn:

RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.

Nervous Pepe sweating

Jeeze bro

The timing of this skeet