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@thejp.bsky.social

Writer and artist champion He/Him https://muckrack.com/james-i-paterson

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Me: Hey... I LIKE this unconventional little beep boop song!

Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one

Me: Yeah I like this one too!

Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism

17.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1469    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

THIS IS INDEED AN INTERESANTE UNIVERSE

17.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(CUM) METAL HAMMER COVER BOYS!

15.01.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's that time again

02.01.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Again, I wonder how routine colonoscopies use a weapon of mass destruction as a sedative.

17.12.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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1947-2025

15.12.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, it is a fusion design with the Union flag, so there were likely a lot of different iterations before a satisfying balance of necessary elements were there. Redesign isn't always reinvention

09.12.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ANTIDOTE :: WATCH NOW :: youtu.be/cHgsDZwWxrg?...

08.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

This year was the year of "yes" for me, where I would challenge myself to do the hard or out of box things. Never did I think I'd be acting as Johnny from THE @health.band in vr, but here we fuckin are!
The team did an incredible job making this thing happen. Dragon, mojo, fel, zev, LOVE YOU!!!

08.12.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JOHNNY RECOMMENDS: CHAINSAW MAN : THE MOVIE*

*IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE SHOW IT WILL BE INCOHERENT

27.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn... American festival bills continue to put UK events to shame

22.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never realised Dave was from Newcastle...

13.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

13.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3287    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 36

Say how do

06.10.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this Ordinary Loss?

11.09.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one sounds interesting πŸ€”

08.09.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sound the horns, and gather your pals; it's time for the annual pilgrimage to get new fancy dinnerware

08.09.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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+++ Born on this day, the 1st of September 1922, the ever beautiful Yvonne De Carlo, best known to us as Lily Munster. +++

#lilymunster #yvonnedecarlo #munsters #otd

01.09.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦Due to [Tariffs]…”

29.08.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This game is glorious friend-slop gaming and a genuine challenge at the same time. Protect Bing-Bong at all costs!

29.08.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sharp eyes noticed it in the Gen Con listings, and now we can finally share what's on the horizon from Night Crew Games.

Cyberpunk Legends: Into the Night is a co-op story-based card game, no need for a GM, no major prep, just play!

presale.nightcrewgames.com

06.06.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

I'm confused when people say magic doesn't need rules or systems. If magic didn't have rules, then how would you know how which card kills another card? I'm confused.

30.05.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

Good joke:

You: Pet Shop Boys were the only eighties gay band.

Me: this is erasure erasure

30.05.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I still haven’t figured out if UK politicians know this

08.05.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I can tell spring is near as I've had to toggle from low winter-sun squinting to "Damn, that's bright for 7am" sunglasses

19.03.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day, when my already lacking coordination reaches peak proportions, the bus driver's enthusiasm will finally succeed in their obvious goal of me going face first into the floor as soon as I've paid my fare

06.03.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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