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Solved it

a true shitposter must always maintain a certain amount of unshakable disdain for their own following

That’s not for you, idiot

Looks like a damn Jehovah’s Witness Pamphlet

If you know you know

in the 60s the cia spent 75 million dollars on a secret program to make pussy taste bad

Walking into shark tank super confident with my idea for Edible Speculums. Pretty sure Lori is gonna love this one

Im tingling like I have a disease but I think I’m just having an idea

Woman things

But for real, why is it “Bad” and “Disrespectful” to eat pussy like a small dog barking into a high powered fan???

Not many ppl know this but the Zapruder guy was also the one in the stable filming Mr. Hands

realizing it’s not a dream as the captive bolt pierces my frontal cortex rendering me Terminally Cool

This should be here too

you're in her dm's, i'm putting a blanket over her cage because it's bed time

I have invite codes but no one even wants them lol

How do I block you?

No one will use Bluesky unless you fuckers stop posting like it’s linkedin

Somehow trapped under the pinsetter at the bowling alley, pants at half-mast, filling the gutter full of piss

All my homies like it wet and dark ( in the cave )

The Committee is still sour on my proposal for adding drunk driving to the Olympic games 😞

They finally caught me jacking off inside one of the coffins at the coffin store. I’m out on bail they’ll never catch me