raven von nordlabubuland

barely anyone around me is talking about this i'm surrounded by philistines

getting this unfortunate vibe that internet movie people don't quite understand that the long-awaited death of Big Movies isn't necessarily heralding a golden age for Small Movies. good shot it just means even less money is going to smaller productions which is sorta happening in china already

the way new yorkers behave seems very reasonable to me in fact because that’s exactly what happened when i got there

the illusion… of free choice
warner bros.
netflix paramount
john oliver goes back
to birmingham

irony poisoned mfs are gonna have to start unironically saying "drumpf" when netflix fires john oliver in order to get the merger approved btw

smfh

my dumbass bought polyester bedding in the dry beijing winter and there's so much static now my whole body lights up when i try to sleep

china might be one of the most phonebrained and gamerbrained countries out there wdym the ikea app, the food delivery app and the arthouse theater app all have a daily login streak system and you can just pay up in case you miss a day

ok i'll bite. ouch my teef

there's accidentally becoming important at your job and there's your boss expecting that the business trip you a newish employee is about to take will practically save the company

nothing i want to see at beijing's one rep theater next month which means i will be able to spend more on food than movies again! (this is a comment on the ridiculous ticket prices here not on how much i'm not eating)

they really need to let me upload my own gifs soon because that's supposed to make up 50% of my interminable and tedious posting on here

more of a going to the opium den look for me (i don't think he ever went but still)

i believe i am of at least average intelligence (figured out i could mix different presets in the cyberpunk character creator by tweaking some stuff in blender)

at least 3 of my mutuals

iirc americans went through this exact thing several times before and even if i am recalling incorrectly i would still be correct on the spiritual level

yeah welcome to zohran's new york motherfuckers the cuomintang don't run this place anymore

germans: you see zis is very funny because ze arsch… hihihi… has ears! time to sell 50 more frigates to israel

when the barbarian says something so banknote-phobic you gotta hit em with the kaifeng stare

a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open .

when bi gan hits it big and white people start calling him "gan"

flower

happy long day's journey into the night 59-minute oner day

ok sounds good

koxinga's rebellion is the real proto-gladio chud

can we find a middle ground and get tons of reactionary immigrants in. i would gladly compromise on my principles

uh welcome back molotov and ribbentrop or something i’m very confused

for once i’m glad there aren’t enough leftists on here so that i’m
not subjected to the worst china discourse that’s consumed the other place

problem is there are just way too many holy texts now. like we get a new holy text per week it’s really hard for us to

bluesky poster @ravennotexactly.bsky.social sustained a low-grade left posting finger strain and will miss 1 to 2 weeks, sources tell me

technically the cloudflare people could just hold the rest of us hostage like paul atreides at the end of the last dune movie