Ethan Levitt

“This is part of the regime’s plan to-“

I’mma stop you right there.

Would I personally fuck Phil Collins? I would. Has no bearing on my character whatsoever. Just is what it is. Would fuck on Phil Collins until you could smell it in the air of the night. Now what?

YouTube video by Tom Jones Tom Jones & Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Long Time Gone (This is Tom Jones TV Show,1969)

The best old music clips are all from the Tom Jones Show because they’re all the guests playing with him and being shell shocked at how hard he goes youtu.be/dIDzA0YDso8?...

Lt. Columbo...

The Chad Shit Lib Mom

Whoever made this 🫡

Holy shit I thought this was The Onion but no it’s actually a Senator and I cannot wrap my head around this being real

A great read about Bowie’s “Blackstar” which prompted me to dig into this record for the first time in a while and holy shit you guys I forgot how good this is…

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

I think the best thing to do if you're in a social media space where you have to encounter people who say stuff like "well she had it coming" is to remind them of this. Tell them you know exactly who and what they are.

Christ almighty, maybe it might be tolerable to share a hotel room with you now

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Tired: "Is this legal?"

Wired: "Is this right?"

Cros was a hell of a poaster, and one time he retweeted me regarding the “fine Colombian” referenced in Hey Nineteen as I pointed out it was definitely weed per Walter Becker himself. Probably my finest Twitter moment.

Me to wifey just now: Hey, if you can call me out for picking my nose, I can call you out for clapping on one and three.

Ok if I create and play more music instead?

Christ Almighty just let people wear a friggin mask if they want. And if you walk in a place and they say hey, please put on a mask just put it on! Ok, so the proprietor of this establishment is more risk averse than I am, no big deal happy to throw a piece of cloth on my face while I’m here. Yeesh.

Once I almost ran over Quentin Tarantino and Mike Gordon from Phish while driving a pedicab. They stepped off the curb without looking, and I locked up the brakes. Once the dust settled, all parties seemed to agree that all was good, and everyone went about their business accordingly.

Dude had one job and he didn’t fucking do it. Simple as.

I fell asleep with socks on the other night and it eventually woke me up and I had to take them off

“Women love you”

“What’d you say?”

“I said women love you”

<looks around studio>

“Why is that, Ladies?”

Baddest shit of all time.

The zip ties are sort of the truffle garnish on this gourmet dish

I can’t figure out how that skinny ass dude hasn’t had this happen to him at least once already. I can’t imagine him rolling up on anybody that way and not getting his ass whooped. Maybe he just finished a free two week trial at the boxing gym and thought he was tough or something. I don’t know.

A tweet stolen off Instagram: emily sheehan @eksheehan the meaning of christmas is being 4 shazams deep at your parents' house and forced to face the fact that you love steely dan, you've always loved steely dan

Happy Christmas friends

Collaborators should be the first ones up against the (metaphorical) wall.

Yeah not loving it to say the least

Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.

Save Your Love For Me w/Cannonball always sends me

Wait so is it you that made the power go out in the trans bay tube

Some of you motherfuckers are not adhering to the plan