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Rip to David Lynch. You taught me it wasn’t okay to do anything.

It just took an hour and a half to cancel marketplace insurance I never enrolled in 🤙

New Orleans misses you and Naji tonight

Luigi Mangione Judge Married to Former Healthcare Executive Judge overseeing case involving murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson owns millions in stock, including Pharma and healthcare, through husband

The judge presiding over the Luigi Mangione case is married to a former Pfizer executive. More about the judge here:

Putting on a beanie makes me 10 percent dumber and 10 percent happier every time I do it. Is this something that makes sense to you, yes or no?

NBA Xmas lineup should have been

Warriors/Mavs
Okc/Spurs
Bucks/Nuggets
Lakers/Celtics
Wolves/Knicks

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

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fri, 12/20: MORAL PANIC, 8p
sat, 12/21: TOM THAKKAR, 7p & 9p
sun, 12/22: CELEBRATION IN THE JOKES, 8p
mon, 12/23: SEAN PATTON, 8p (SOLD OUT)

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Where do I vote this is not listed on geauxvote

you should be allowed to threaten someone if they suck

I don’t get why you would lie to me about this

I don’t even believe you

Luigi was charged with terrorism because what he did actually terrorized the system. Only reason Roof was even arrested was because he slipped through the net that is supposed to catch people like him and send them overseas with a rifle or keep them at home with a badge

None of those words are in the Bible…yet

From oh say to gallantly gleaming is one fucked up run on sentence about murdering people for slavery and it takes 45 sing song minutes that sound like tonal madlibs. Sit the fuck down.

The star spangled banner is the biggest piece of shit song ever written and if you get off your ass for it you are a horrible idiot

It’s crazy that every song is better if you change the lyrics to be about something my cats are doing at that moment

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In New Orleans a teenager got murdered and his body was dropped in my front yard. I had my kids in the kitchen in the back do homework with the TV on loud so they wouldn't hear the boy's mother screaming out front. It was terrible. I don't know if it even made the newspaper.
Stop lecturing us.

I started reading out loud to my cats and now when I stop, they try to eat the book.

Anyone trying to start a 30 and over, 6 feet and under, could probably cut back on the booze, overworked, didn’t play past middle school basketball league???

Shout out to Lu Dort for somehow convincing the league to allow him to maul whoever he’s defending all game without getting called. He is a great defender anyway, but I have no idea how a role player gets that kind of whistle. It’s truly insane. Also his name sounds like an onomatopoeia for puking

The burden we bear is the inescapable responsibility of our freedom

Luigi's Manifesto Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

I have cluster headaches and I’ve been denied treatment for them by insurance companies for years. Every moment of indescribable pain I feel, someone profits from. It’s affirmed for me viscerally that it’s socialism or barbarism, and that there’s more pain in giving up than there is in fighting back

I have cluster headaches and I’ve been denied treatment for them by insurance companies for years. Every moment of indescribable pain I feel, someone profits from. It’s affirmed for me viscerally that it’s socialism or barbarism, and that there’s more pain in giving up than there is in fighting back

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We need a guy named Diddykong to take out a tech guy this week and really get it poppin

Went to an open mic for the first time in a while tonight and the thing every new comic is saying is “I am going to kill myself if you don’t laugh.” Everyone in the audience loves it? I’m worried about people.