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@malvernsambo.bsky.social

I can't be bargained with. I can't be reasoned with. I don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and I absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

45 Followers  |  108 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.9593

Latest posts by malvernsambo.bsky.social on Bluesky

A pharmacy to person ratio of (rough estimate) 2:1. Absurd number of pharmacies.

07.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiting for Morocco being announced as a returning country.

31.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, they are always the same people anyway - the most shocking aspect of someone appearing at Melodifestivalen is that you can’t believe they are back to do it again. FIVE times? Take up golf, have a rest.

27.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Body Cleanser - Harvest A grounding daily body wash inspired by mother nature’s abundance. Blending calming camomile with soothing rose geranium and fortifying cedarwood, for skin that feels gently revitalised, toned and con...

That I’ve replied to this somehow feels more dull than the original ask, however…this is banging!

www.kankan.london/products/bod...

05.09.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He talks like nobody watches tennis at any other part of the year, his insights are just non-existent, he drops in absolutely inane personal facts that he’s learned for no reason, and there are AT LEAST eight other commentators the BBC can deploy who would do a better job. Hideous.

11.07.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just getting excited for the #wimbledon semi-final and then it’s absolutely RUINED by Claire handing over to Andrew fucking Castle. HOW IS HE EMPLOYED?!

11.07.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only one. A Brazilian. JoΓ£o Lucas Reis da Silva.

02.07.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

McEnroe really is a terrible pundit. Inane and irrelevant chatter and not even an attempt to pronounce players names correctly. I always thought it would be Castle’s random bullshit that tipped me over, but it’ll likely be the way McEnroe says Zverev. #wimbledon

30.06.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every year I forget how unbearable Andrew Castle is as a commentator. Just talking about the Alcaraz-Sinner rivalry, he said β€˜there’s another who could join them, Taylor Fritz’.

Be serious. You can’t just say names, Andrew. You may as well have said Ivan Lendl.

17.06.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

9/10 right for #Eurovision semi-final 2 - absolutely gutted by one of those results but thrilled for Latvia!

15.05.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Predicted 9/10 for the #Eurovision semifinal qualifiers, and the ten that went through are the ten that I hoped would qualify, so I’m delighted with the result.

13.05.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ewwwwwww an American pope, that's GROSS!

08.05.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3

Truly grotesque, but I adore the Swedish response being so very Swedish.

β€˜No, we won’t be doing this…also why have you wasted time on this nonsense?’

08.05.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have really enjoyed the scaled back #Eurovision rehearsal coverage - far easier to enjoy the whole thing when there’s no immediate unhinged fan responses to one bum note in the very first run through.

06.05.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

San Marino for sure.

21.04.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🧡NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone β€œwhy do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”

This was their response:

20.04.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1843    πŸ” 1033    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 138

Where we are is the inevitable result of giving undue deference to "sincerely held beliefs."

It actually does not matter if your beliefs are sincerely held or not. If your sincerely held belief is that certain human beings are less than others, you suck, no matter how sincerely you believe it.

18.04.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 833    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10

Netherlands
Go-Jo
Spain

02.04.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my absolute favourite things about the #eurovision fandom is people stating what β€˜needs’ to happen next year, before listing 15 major changes to a hugely successful format that maybe implements one change every six years.

09.03.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lithuania and Netherlands. Both bangers in different ways, both performed by physically beautiful people.

08.03.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Finland’s Left Is Beating the Far Right Finland’s Left Alliance is countering the far right by rejecting austerity and championing workers’ rights and climate action. Grace Blakeley sits down with its leader, Li Andersson, to discuss the le...

How Finland’s Left are beating the far right by rejecting austerity and championing workers rights.

Labour, take notes. This is how it’s done.
Not sensible adults in the room centrism. Left wing populism.

A good read in the Tribune by @graceblakeley.bsky.social

tribunemag.co.uk/2025/01/how-...

05.02.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 14

🧡Mark Zuckerberg’s cravenly cynical decision to get rid of fact checking on Facebook, Instagram and Threads is reminiscent of the opening scene of The Godfather, where various local businessmen come to show their fealty to the mafia boss. 1/15

11.01.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 20
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Anita Bryant, singer and anti-gay rights crusader, dies aged 84 Bryant was Miss Oklahoma and Florida Citrus spokesperson before leading anti-LGBTQ+ β€˜Save Our Children’ campaign

Anita Bryant was the JK Rowling of her day, initially famous for something else, but became most famous for her crusade against LGBT rights and freedoms

She spent her life trying to harm other people and thus the world is better now she has gone. Get fucked

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

10.01.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

You could always put a single layer of clothing on?

07.01.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grace Dent to replace Gregg Wallace on next series of Celebrity MasterChef Guardian restaurant critic will be judge on show after Wallace stepped away from role amid claims of misconduct

This is such an exceptional upgrade. After one episode we’ll forget it was ever someone else. It had best transfer to the main series.

www.theguardian.com/food/2024/de...

18.12.2024 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The singer of β€˜I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ believing her mother to be kissing Santa Claus rather than her father makes the lyric β€˜what a laugh it would have been, if daddy had only seen’ borderline sociopathic.

Who is laughing? Not your mom or dad, I’d venture. You? Doubt it.

06.12.2024 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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