Meatball Rob

I, too, “studied nutrition in college” and I took it pass/fail and it was so unexpectedly difficult that I definitely failed but that was humbling enough that I would never, ever attempt a stunt like this

It’s true 🫣

Biden kept unemployment low, it was a boon for workers and these shitbirds absolutely hated that

All new

Republican Congress some credit, specifically for their sweeping new policy bill, which among many other changes temporarily eliminates taxes on tipped wages and overtime for many workers. “We had a really robust hiring fair,” Flores said in an interview. “Lots of applicants. Way more than we have had in previous hiring fairs. A lot of quality applicants. A little higher quality, it seems, than in the past four or five years. …. I do believe that those messages of some kind of tax relief created some of this.”

you do not have more applicants because tips aren’t being taxed you stupid asshole, you have more applicants because unemployment is up and the economy is going to shit

Voters share the economic impacts of Trump’s megabill in battleground Arizona | CNN Politics Opening a new restaurant is always a risk, but this one even more so: It’s a scorching summer in the Arizona desert, meat prices are up and the economy is unpredictable.

I swear most small business owners are either the stupidest fucking marks ever, or willfully obtuse greedy bastards

15 and under

Whatever @iwriteok.bsky.social is gonna say about this bastard, it could never be enough

Gen Alpha is already beating down DOGE Nazis in the streets, I’m telling you, they will redeem us from the Zoomers

I will absolutely be messaging you 😍

also, and this is critical, is it pronounced
“LIE-nux”
or
“LIH-nux”

Look, we’re not gonna be able to rebuild this capability in the next democratic admin, this is basically a generational problem to fix now. But, ruining the lives of the people who did this, and everybody who hung onto it to be close to power?

Revenge is very much something that we can do.

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:nerd in class makes a joke pertaining to the penguin/Linux relationship that I’m unaware of:

Me:

I want to get into cybersecurity and IT auditing so from what little I currently know about that, it seems like I need to learn this

Do I sign up for a free intro to Linux class starting in September at our local community college because I’m sick in the head and feel weird not having homework?

Did they ask you how many wives you were gonna share that with

His cath lab nurses arranged his hospital gown like a toga and I love them for that

Was at a show in high school at SOMA and a guy in the pit was kicking people who fell and overall just being a jackass, and a girl who couldn’t have been more than 5’ squared up and told him to GTFO

The singer stopped the music and said “did everyone just see that? That’s punk as fuck”

Columbia and Brown to Disclose Admissions and Race Data in Trump Deal

It was never about antisemitism on campus & always about control of higher education. Trump doesn’t care about Jews or antisemitism. He does care about ensuring universities bend to his will.

Hi Stormy I love you more than life itself that is not hyperbole

I’m not even unemployed I’m just miserable at my current job, and the search process has been so demoralizing. I can’t imagine what you’re going through 🥺

I stopped thinking Noam Chomsky was cool by the time I was about 19 and I’m vindicated at least once a year

I’m getting a 2.9% cost of living increase that I’m incredibly grateful for and I’ve provided an incredible amount of value to my department this past year

This man just got handed $29 billion

It came on during a video about Minecraft my kid was watching and I muted that shit so fadt

Hell yeah

That's an accurate description of who they're hiring.

💀

I’ve looked up how to volunteer myself, but it swells my heart with pride to see these people show up who have free time during the week and the privilege of making ICE look like absolute ghouls for pushing elderly people around

Bishop in his religious garb giving a press hit

Just walked by the federal building and saw Bishop Pham and a bunch of senior volunteers out in front of the immigration court

So grateful to see our neighbors turning out for each other like this. We’re better than our current leaders! We’re gonna win

❤️❤️❤️

I walked around all of Corona 😅