Meatball Rob

Also the hot dog appears to be femme

praxis

I need everyone to know that my child saw this postcard and said

“that’s cringe. He might break up with you” 😅

And yet!

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epstein’s financial records The decision to shut down the House — and by extension the government — came hours after the Oversight Committee received documents from the US Treasury.

www.beltway.news/p/scoop-john...

🙏

Like Chunk with his hand in the blender

Speak it into existence

“gotta level up from Associate so I can really get some footing underneath me!”

I’ve never wished God and Hell were real more than I am right now

whatever this mfer’s got is terminal, I’m more convinced than ever

It should be very very clear to everyone right now that the Attorney General was asked under oath if she possesses pics of the President with undressed teens and she refused to say “no.”

The splatter is a nice touch

I do not understand why the people listening to Elon Musk or Sam Altman saying ridiculous things never say “what? no you won’t” or “how?” or “shut up”

I know they wrote this slop to criticize these teachers and feed more red meat to the racists but I read every line like, “hell, yeah go CTU”

Red haired woman in a black shirt staring plaintively. A man in a tan shirt with blond hair sits next to her

I talk shit on the Love is Blind men all the time so here’s a shout out:
Megan from LiB UK saw her friend’s fiancée creeping on other women at a bar and told her. When the dude tried to confront her and accuse her of lying, Kieran stood up for her
- even though this guy was his bro

Solid dude

No! It was a horrible play! Even if he’d just struck out, Bader would have knocked in the tying run in the very next play

Bunting is fucking stupid at all time, but even more so in a tight playoff game

ok fine not ALL cops

if you even *attempt* a bunt in the postseason you should be executed

@padres and @phillies I’m looking at you

“Women and seamen don’t mix”

- Waylon Smithers

what in Oprah’s holy name is he blathering about

Wanting kids is also not MAGA, I need our side to stop being so fucking embarrassing for once

It doesn’t take much to be to the “left” of Jared Golden, but also this guy is an auditor so he has a special place in my heart

Rep. Jared Golden gets a primary from the left Maine state auditor Matt Dunlap is challenging the battleground Democrat.

let’s fucking goooooo

“…he was critical of party leaders and declined to say whether he would back House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries if elected.

“I don’t think anybody in Democratic leadership has necessarily draped themselves in glory in this cycle””

Call it wishcasting, but I truly believe most Democrats are finally finding their footing

Schumer et al aside, find the elected Democrats that are stepping up and do all you can to support them. We need mass community mobilization if we’re gonna win

Look I want him to be dying as much as the next person but didn’t he just give a speech to the Navy?

I know I’m fully a middle aged mom now because the entire time I watched this all I was thinking was, “those kids should be wearing helmets 🥺”

Frank Abagnale - Wikipedia

just lovable scamps with above average intelligence!

My former father-in-law lied about having an engineering degree and was working as an engineer for YEARS back in the 80s before he was found out. But he was so good at his job his company let him go back to school while someone else approved and stamped his plans 🙄

He is white

A mature to older woman trying to put you in the system?????

You better take your vitamins and say your prayers