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watching JAG because I heard they actually cut Buds leg off with chainsaw backstage

16.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah officer, this guy right here

11.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

with automatic redial facility?

05.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accordions are known to the State of California to cause cancer or other reproductive harm.

23.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

R. I. P. Dick Cheney

04.11.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

brompton cocktail

03.11.2025 12:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

had a dream I was in a running race against Bruce Springsteen, he was singing "I'm on Fire" and he was also losing but everytime I pulled ahead he'd grab my sleeve and pull me back

01.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there's a problem with it 😢

30.10.2025 07:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Latin Quarter - Topic America for Beginners

#NowPlaying youtu.be/HXWypJvmO_g?...

26.10.2025 09:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

once there was this band whose
fans turned up to hear that song that was a hit
and when they finally played it
they changed most of the words in the third verse
couldn't quite explain it
guess they just were fed up
mmm mmmm mmmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

24.10.2025 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(screaming at pigs) "YOU PEOPLE KILLED MAMA CASS!!"

20.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

20.10.2025 04:06 — 👍 2822 🔁 387 💬 58 📌 25

want a song to finish? try to shazam it.

Every.Time.

19.10.2025 08:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maria Bamford, Ron White, Sean Patton

17.10.2025 09:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

didn't know dishwashers had heating coils and didn't know you could add -ai to searches

learnt TWO things from this post

17.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is sitting at a table talking to a man and saying `` top o ' the muffin to you ! '' ALT: a woman is sitting at a table talking to a man and saying `` top o ' the muffin to you ! ''

16.10.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do they also know he skis in jeans?

15.10.2025 07:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*influencers

15.10.2025 07:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon GIF ALT: I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon GIF

14.10.2025 07:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday Cliff Richard

14.10.2025 07:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.10.2025 07:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listening to Art Bell's Midnight in the Desert and they run a dark matter news story about Ronald Mallett building a time machine

worlds are colliding!

10.10.2025 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#NowPlaying - PM Dawn - Fire and Rain

10.10.2025 09:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Mint Rock - Topic Wheelz

#NowPlaying HBD John Lennon www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KnP...

09.10.2025 10:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Supreme Leader believes in you. But do you believe in yourself?

07.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Nonconformists are known to the State of California to cause cancer or other reproductive harm.

28.09.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

time to edit the Wikipedia me thinks, and make it so

29.09.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought the song Blinded By The Light was about an out-of-control carousel ride at a carnival that started spinning superfast flinging horses and riders through the air at high speed before crashing into the ground

29.09.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#NowPlaying

28.09.2025 07:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in that breathy monotone douche voice, too

27.09.2025 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pango

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