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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

I have a LOT of social commentary to make on the internet

I read it in my head as "Ms. Now"

that's a big green flag for me

Niche once said that a man with a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense.

'Godfather of AI' says tech companies should imbue AI models with 'maternal instincts' to counter the technology’s goal to 'get more control' Nobel laureate Geoffrey Hinton has previously likened AI to a “cute tiger cub” that is harmless now, but could easily turn on you.

I've been saying "Mommy Robot" for years and no one listened.

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People think blue wales are so smart because they stop killer whales eating sea lions sometimes. I say blue whales clearly find it difficult to conceptualise the idea that any animal couldn't simply subside on krill.

All animals that eat meat are evil. This includes deer which have been documented eating squirrels.

At least one of those damn magic trees got a cum face

Our carefully curated social media never tells the whole story of a person. The truth is I'm handsomer and more smart.

Honestly I want to get into being a writer just to get in on the drama

Signing up to a short story writing class only to exclusively write "spite pieces" about the teacher.

malcom in the middle fanart i made years ago that i still like

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness

the moe throwing barney out of the bar meme but instead of moe it's a chicken and instead of barney it's an egg

not sure if this helps but i thought of a meme for chickens

Destinations got me traveling!

This will forever be the most amazing email.

That's crazy talk and you know it

Oh you're media literate? How many times have you watched every episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine exactly?

"I was in there but then the FBI took me out. So that's what we like to call a clean record folks. Now OBAMA they put his name in, what does that tell you?"

Inside most modern pop celebrities is just a mix of bones and tendons and other parts you'd expect to find in a humans anatomy

I've hacked all you creeps and seen your DMs!!!

AI companies hired that german psychologist from the first episode of Mad Men who was like "people have a death wish that's why they smoke cigarettes," and she said "hire a bunch of apocalyptical cranks who will then leave and tell everyone AI will kill us all and then everyone will buy your crap."