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No worries, I'm sure it'll be back in the team shop at some point.

Hope you all had a great time!

09.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She could come up here, too- last I'd seen, they were in the top 5

09.08.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of my favorite local joke:

Where is Fucking, OH?
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Halfway between Dayton and Marion

09.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic! If you see the black hat there in a 7 3/4, I will pay you for it and for shipping

09.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses is sitting on a couch with a vase of flowers and candles in front of her . Alt: Liz Lemon saying "Rude...but fair."
09.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Traverse City Pit Spitters hat, blank hat with two red cherries spitting baseballs.

Traverse City Pit Spitters hat, blank hat with two red cherries spitting baseballs.

That hat kicks ass, though, particularly in black...

09.08.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She's the best!

09.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lemon did as well- she still has the "Hello, My Name Is HONK" sticker on her dresser

09.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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cheshire cat from alice in wonderland is laying on a tree branch and smiling Alt: The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland laying on a tree branch and saying "Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here," and then laughing.
08.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should share your countdown posts again!

08.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew the plate ump pretty well from all the summer ball, and he told me before that PA "your arms are [this long], the bat is [this long], anything close is gonna be a strike."

08.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't feel bad for that - the game itself is broken, because it let me just play high-value combos until it said it was a word

08.08.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had to play 5 innings before the run rule kicked in, but intentionally flailing at pitches way out of the zone, batting opposite-handed, etc. is all way more unsportsmanlike than just playing extremely cautiously, and we only had 3 guys on the bench so we couldn't mass-sub.

Final was like 48-0

08.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a JV double-header on a Saturday in HS. Their coach asked if we could play 1, "because we're a little short on pitching," we agreed.

We scored 21, top 1, and left them loaded. I led off the 2nd in my 4th PA of the game, up three TDs, and walked because all four pitches bounced.

08.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Even a whiff of that might kill @mariadevito13.dispatch.com

08.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't that just get you invited to sing in TLC?

08.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Myassillahn, Ahya!

08.08.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAOd...

08.08.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have heard treelawn, and I picked up devilstrip from my parents and my college roommate.

08.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Capital and lowercase epsilon

Capital and lowercase epsilon

Epsilon fits both, though!

08.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only steel toes, no metatarsal protectors?

08.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KSG?

08.08.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When we're putting things away in the kitchen, Lemon will occasionally leave a cabinet door open, because they are not in "head bonking" range for her.

More than once, I have turned face-first into an open cabinet door.

08.08.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cousin Simple Cousin Simple is an alternative band from Columbus, Ohio. Anthems for the underdog.

This morning feels like a day for the music of a local band, Cousin Simple. Currently, feels to me like they're a "hot prospect in AA" of music.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCOg...

08.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it were me, "stepped inside, and then banged my head on the door frame trying to get out"

08.08.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We've been TRYING to tell you that!

08.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Re-kih-pro-city? No, there aren't any professional sports teams in Oxford...."

08.08.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

/Unc gets slapped on the arm

"Sometimes, you gotta take the hit to make the play."

08.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for the monarch butterflies.

07.08.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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