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Pretty much

12.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their OL is, politely, hot garbage. The QB is a guy who can turn in a game with three or four 40+ yard TDs, but he'll also take a bunch of sacks of you can control scramble lanes

12.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Down 17, and with the time left, assume your defense holds the rest of the way.

Your scoring options to tie are:
7+7+3; 6+8+3

Your scoring options to win are:
7+7+7; 8+7+3; 6+6+7; 6+8+7

So, if you think you've got a better shot getting the 2 than winning in OT, you go for it.

12.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Monstrance

Monstrance

At many(most?) Catholic parishes, they have Adoration of the Eucharist, including some that have a perpetual Adoration by the parish, where Catholics can come pray/worship personally/etc. Often, during that, the Eucharist is displayed in a monstrance.

12.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a shredder part for your food processor? It is a life saver

12.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

101/126 (80.2%), for 1313 yards (10.4 ypa) and 13 TDs/3 INTs

11.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kenyon beat Oberlin 57-2 today.

And Kenyon is the team that scored the only safety of the game

11.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And almost certainly no better than 4-5.

11.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't believe I got to that one before you did, but I'm very pleased I did

11.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He had Allar-gator arms

11.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3 turnovers + the punter kneeling when taking the snap lead to short fields. Buckeyes starting field position was their own 45 yard line.

11.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like eleventeen goΕ‚Δ…bki, please

11.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Illinois punter just fielded a snap with his knee on the ground... Haven't seen that in a minute, and the last time was a HS JV game

11.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking inexcusable that OSU and Illinois haven't played in so long that only redshirt seniors in college were even in high school the last time they matched up

11.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it help if I remind you it was actually a 15.5 game lead? 😜

11.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Lowest team BA of any team to make the postseason. Ever.

11.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

13 HR would've ranked 4th on the Guardians this season, and they won the division!

11.10.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night's baseball game reminded me of the Blue Jackets-Lightning game in 2020 that went five overtime periods. Korpisalo made 85 saves and lost

11.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kerry Carpenter is 4-4 with a walk tonight.

The rest of the Tigers are 1-30 with a walk tonight...

As someone who has watched Jose Ramirez and the Guardians a lot, well, make sure you've got your nitro pills

11.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it worked out... That's a problem with the current offensive baseball broader strategy, it costs you the ability to do things like move runners

11.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand why they're pitching Crawford inside when he's not a great hunter but he's trying to pull the ball to move the runner

11.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You should have said something! I kicked a weird old lady out, twice, I could've snagged you a piece of cake

11.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cause of my death will almost certainly be the Cleveland bullpen at some point in time

11.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is not... I confess, I have never listened to an episode of the Fullcast, as I am very much not a podcast person

11.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Math is fun and weird sometimes

11.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Banach–Tarski paradox - Wikipedia

Visual representation of the Banach-Tarski Paradox...

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11.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I say go for it.

(I may be a bad influence, but I'm a fun bad influence)

11.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I'm super psyched with it, turned out better than I imagined

11.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks even better when the red settles down out of the yellow ink...

(And I should've tagged @calligator.bsky.social, since we talked about it last weekend)

11.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Basically all of our flights require two or three anyway, so it is less fun to play that game for us, alas.

11.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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