kelpy

Lagugu Dolls

just found out about the insurance incentive other people get for “getting their steps in” and i’m a lil P.O.ed i’ve just been walking around for free, receiving nothing in return but enjoyment and wellbeing

it’s a shame pirates thought of it first because the american flag really should be a skull and crossbones

my dad is being such an Augustus Maywho rn

anybody: man so how bout that thing in the news. how crazy is that

my brain: *thinking about a bear in a vest riding a tricycle around in circles while Fucik’s Entry of the Gladiators plays, he’s got the little fez on*

me: oh my god totally totally. for sure

same traffic, different lane

i’m on some ╰(*´︶`*)╯shit

listening to team by lorde is like drinking a root beer float. feels great and i love doing it

bleak

is Ryan Lochte on here at least

face reveal

this feels like stepping into the unadulterated waters of a crystal clear swimming pool only to pollute it with my bodily effluvium. let’s goooooooooooooooooo