I wish!
08.10.2025 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@electricbeef.bsky.social
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08.10.2025 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yuck!!
08.10.2025 03:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0still so mad at these people
08.10.2025 03:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess I'll start reading books
07.10.2025 17:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just watched a couple miss their flight because they were just. sitting there talking while their flight boarded. fucking idiots
07.10.2025 17:01 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0the man made a crater in the ground with that fall and they still didnt stop him
07.10.2025 03:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh my god this is so embarrassing for the chiefs
07.10.2025 03:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sometimes someone is a bummer and I don't wanna deal with it
07.10.2025 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why is there some sort of paramilitary unit on the beach of metropolis and nobody seems to care
07.10.2025 00:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gong to be so hungover. rip to me
06.10.2025 04:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I ever get cancer I'm gonna autoerotic asphyxiate myself. You know, to spare my family the bills
06.10.2025 02:10 β π 38 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0its 911
06.10.2025 04:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love my wife!!
06.10.2025 04:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0weddings are a hell of a thing
06.10.2025 03:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0jesus christ how is it only 845. ive been drinking since 1
06.10.2025 03:45 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I could not find any mashed potatoes, I have failed my wife π
06.10.2025 02:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if I mash a bunch of fries do you think she'll notice
06.10.2025 02:24 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0my drunken wife is sending me on a quest for mashed potatoes, wish me luck
06.10.2025 02:09 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0what a nice guy
06.10.2025 01:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0really makes you think, doesnt it
06.10.2025 01:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0football should be entirely kick based
06.10.2025 01:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what if john carpenters name was jim
06.10.2025 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what a fuckin loser
06.10.2025 01:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
06.10.2025 01:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what the fuck. is it okay
06.10.2025 01:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0me π―
06.10.2025 01:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just to help me get thru the day
06.10.2025 01:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0look. you cant win if you dont play. if you win give me $50
06.10.2025 01:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0lil pep in ur step
06.10.2025 01:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is so funny. god rest her soul
06.10.2025 01:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0