Geoff

A vintage card featuring a yellow sled with a red heart on the front carrying three kittens with the words “A Valentine Just For You” in the top right corner

TO: @thekenchilds.com
FROM: All the winter sports fans of Bluesky in thanks for all the coverage

(please note these kittens have been barred from competition by the IOC for numerous uniform and gear infractions as well as failing to field a full 4-feline team)

The $38.3 billion they are going to spend for interment camps could fund the annual budget of NASA, the EPA, and all clean energy R&D at the Department of Energy—combined.

At an event last year, a deaf lady came over and wanted to buy a book. I was very embarrassed that I couldn't communicate with her. Now, after a few weeks of work with an app, I can sign "WANT BOOK? BOOK HAVE MAGIC and SEX. BOOK GOOD."

‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Inside you there are two wolves

99 luftballons just happened in el paso

i don’t approve of the new jersey lifestyle and i don’t want it indoctrinating our children

Peggy Hill speaking terrible Spanish

Margot on For All Mankind speaking Russian

As a person who has, at times, expressed concern about the climate of free speech on campus in years past...

This is much worse. This is 1000% worse. Extremely worse.

No good, very bad, much worse. Obvious First Amendment violation worse.

Mozart wrote operas for the Austrian emperor in Italian.

Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.

What a moment.

when your lead singer drops an f-bomb on national television

Worth noting that he did not have to cut this when Green Day played the #CFL Grey Cup halftime show.

Once again, the Grey Cup is the superior professional football championship game.

It's so funny how many people have had their brains pickled by X and Fox News and can't believe that SF remains one of the most amazing cities in the world.

Some chud would be mad they are making fun of Westerns and the myth they have created of our own past.

If someone made a movie like Blazing Saddles today, the controversy would be less about the racist characters' racism and more about confronting (and lampooning) said racism in American mythology.

Cincinnati enquirer headline about how Ohio depends on immigrants for growth

Love and support you always, Cincinnati Enquirer (support local media), but esp today

This is a Midwest daily paper. About as middle of the road as you can get

& they understand that this is an objective, straight news headline, in the context of a planned Trump/GOP onslaught in Springfield, etc

Quack and such

Animal style does redeem them, will say

Carly wants it known she will fight you for my limp fries

Hopefully to make better fries

...is this a cry for help?

You gotta bite a medal to know it's real

Official half marathon time: 1:55:58

Garmin map of course through Disneyland and Anaheim, unofficial time of 1:56:01

We got so much bling (it's Carly's fault I do these)

It's a PR after all

As your Loyer, I would advise you to continue to hit threes

LETS GO

Those are just bog standard dudes, and I can't tell if that puts them in better or worse position

I'm not even that tall and the struggle of Sir Duncan the Tall is too real

USWNT being USWNT was the relaxing sport needed tonight