Impulse, Ardent Sympathizer

Normalize being autistic

urza's gas station and convivence store

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes a slight calculative error was made anus georg are you implying there's a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes final boss why does this happen I don't think anus georg would be recognizably human

We’re going to have to have two levels of tribunals, one for the complicated prosecutions involving violent crimes, Constitutional and human rights violations, and another just to process the mass firings for the Hatch Act violations. But you need both! Nobody skips out because they’re “small fry”.

Screenshot of imdb for Shahadi Wright Joseph, who was in both US and THEM

Amazing for such a young actress to have played both kinds of person

opseccels in shambles watching unmasked meemaws dead seriously call for guillotines

Fulgrim's fans defend him as a warrior of the working class despite him spending six figures on coke alone each year.

@SAMOYEDCORE theyre called the sea people becuase if you lived in the bronze age then those were the people you would sea @clockstiaqun the bronze age collapse was caused by the sea people becoming visible. the same is true of the romans, since they started to see the visigoths after years of peaceful coexistence with the invisigoths

Holy shit, @internethippo.bsky.social showed up

The teeny tiny No Kings things in very red areas are so huge

Say like five or six people show up. None of them knew each other before. Suddenly they’re all friends. And maybe from that you get a group that does longer-term organizing that can punch *way* above its weight considering where it is

As we all know, selecting for sycophants is recipe for success

Wait till these fuckers learn about Paramecia

I took part in a small town protest today in very very red rural Missouri. Initially, a few days ago 43 people were "going". Turned out to be 640 of us in a tiny town square! I was beyond exhilarated.

Burger King's Halloween offerings this year are basic, generic spooky stuff and honestly I find it quite charming

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

Gift of Immortality has so much nonsense it enables

Here's mine. Only one printing forever, sadly. Also does the same thing, kinda.

A better world is possible if we have the will to create it

Oh fuck, I just learned one of my few millennial co-workers plays MTG with her husband

4 tier glaxy brain meme first tier reads: 2d6 vs target number is a PBtA feature second tier reads: 2d6 vs target number stems from Traveller third tier reads: 2d6 vs target number comes from Chainmail fourth tier reads: 2d6 vs target number is Craps

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

My parents reported ~2k at the protest in my unremarkable suburban hometown

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Repeat after me, kids:

This is a social media platform, it's not debate club. Shut up you fucking nerd, we don't owe you our time and energy.

Everything is useless now

That's just a giant oyster shell

Define your music taste in eight artists:

Guster
Ike Reilly
VNV Nation
Elvis Costello
They Might Be Giants
Metric
Dizzy Gillespie
Silversun Pickups

Oh lawd, he comin'

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Common/Uncommon cube updates from SEC:

30-ish maindeck cards

6 leaders (Leia, Yularen, Bail, Dedra, Luthen, Sly)

Set isn't as parasitic as LoF was, but there's a lot of cards that just feel worse than existing cards

I'm considering changing the Color distribution C/CK/CW from 45/15/15