Impulse, Ardent Sympathizer

Keith David sitting at a switch 2 display and smiling warmly at the camera like he's having a good time

Jason Alexander looking to camera like a cornered animal as he plays a display model Nintendo GameCube.

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

A better world is possible if we have the will to create it

Wes (@candid_canid) on twitter: me: *at the store, rearranging items on the shelf into seven lines to reference a Tim Buckley comic* loss prevention: sir im going to have to ask you to leave

Innerspace
SMAC/X

The reason the Dems are a failed party is because they have collectively decided that the best policy for any issue is a halfway compromise between a good idea and fascist bigotry, rather than fighting for any sort of coherent ethical framework

Cheese is available

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Diogenes' lamp has gone dark

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

"we will take the people who make your phone unusable by calling 12 times a day and hang them in the town square" would win 70% of the vote

The "promotional" meal honoring Hank Hill being one with no gimmicks whatsoever is a perfect joke.

I think Tamatoa designed by @sunsetdragon.bsky.social is still one of my most favorite builds.

#cosplay
Photos by @aleestudios.bsky.social

Yeah, okay, let’s get it straight. Disabled people are not the ones pushing this. It’s family members.

Speaking of expanding on SFW work,

Closed mouths don't get fed SOOOO,

if you want a "newer" talent at your table for your ttrpg show, I'm available for in person and online show work! 💚

Pretty green with TTRPGs but I play well with others and I'm great on camera 💚

It's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of it... UNTIL NOW. Come hang out and share that cool deck idea you've been working on! ...You know the one.
Here's your invitation to the Shoebox party! 👉✉️
discord.gg/sgH3ujewUv #MTGCube

This is an interesting twist on nominative determinism

dude, your soda and your boots rock

AI is a wonder technology that is going to change every industry, which is why
- people have to be forced to use it
- people have to be tricked into paying for it
- people who do use it on purpose have to hide it from their peers to avoid being mocked

Pretty sure it's multiple chapters in @swordsjew.bsky.social's book

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

Sign for Graeter's Ice Cream

One of my favorite simple pleasures on a nice summer evening

like why arent there just instant thing makers if wete going to be turbo capitalism

No home runs

My very honest question is how we are supposed to raise children in this county over the next decade at least.

They LITERALLY want dead women to have to carry fetuses to term but live babies to die of preventable illnesses. That’s a GOAL of theirs, not a side effect.

A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.

Or a promo for a horror flick

Regarding that but m New York Times piece

My disappointment when realizing those were all different pictures instead of one

It's a sexual abuse simulator