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Aimonetti Justin Aimonetti, Justin W. Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov Altik Jacob Altik, Jacob R. Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov Armstrong Anthony Armstrong, Anthony J. Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov Balajadia Jennifer Balajadia, Jennifer Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov Beynon Alexandra Beynon, Alexandra T. Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini Riccardo Biasini, Riccardo N. Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov Bobba Akash Bobba, Akash N. Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov Boizelle Ashley Boizelle, Ashley S. Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov Bryant Emily Bryant, Emily L. Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov Burnham James Burnham, James James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov Coristine Edward Coristine, Edward H. Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov Davis Steven Davis, Steven M. Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov Elez Marko Elez, Marko Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov Farritor Luke Farritor, Luke E. Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov Fox Joshua Fox, Joshua Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov Hanley Joshua Hanley, Joshua A. Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov Holmes Stephanie Holmes, Stephanie M. Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov Killian Gautier Killian, Gautier C. Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov Kmiec Keenan Kmiec, Keenan D. Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov Lahera Nicholas Lahera, Nicholas Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov Lindemann Kendall Lindemann, Kendall M. Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov Musk Elon Musk, Elon R. erm71@who.eop.gov Peters Noah Peters, Noah Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov Rajpal Nikhil Rajpal, Nikhil Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov Ramada Adam Ramada, Adam Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov Raynor Austin Raynor, Austin L. Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov Schutt Kyle Schutt, Kyle L. Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov Shaotran Ethan Shaotran, Ethan Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov Smith Brad Smith, Brad M. Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov Stanley Christopher Stanley, Christopher A. Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov Wick Jordan Wick, Jordan K. Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov Wiles Susan Wiles, Susan S. Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov

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I remember that twilight zone episode

So damn good. S2 E15, “The Invaders”

"Haters will say there's no money to build a 1000' gilded colossus straddling Boston Harbor." - @bostonmassusa.bsky.social

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

we adopted a cat at the end of august and I was crying and begging for her to come up to our room (she was scared of the stairs) and NOW I am regretting the begging
you little night time devil go away stop biting my toes in my sleep
>:(

Nope. I don't charge for tarot, but some do as a way to make ends meet. You familiar with megachurches?

Oh my fucking gods

That's what the law is. It outlaws meteorology

Well religion might help. That or philosophy

Free market, pal

british constable, 1757: parliament says to stop putting chalk in the bread

modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread

constable: you cannot add chalk

CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house

Paganism is a religion in which many people, such as myself, practice divination as a part of it.

That is a bad and unconstitutional take

Old and useless

Sounds like religious persecution to me.

Religious persecution. My favorite. You know, us pagans have already had a pretty rough go of it, so please shut the fuck up.

Now the question is: does the science of meteorology use the movements of “heavenly bodies” in the algorithm to predict weather

Ban churches then

It really does. It concerns the hell out of me as a practicing pagan.

The fuck

Here's my take: what Hamas is doing is fucking awful and wrong. What Israel has done and will continue to do is fucked up and wrong. That said, Israel is an apartheid ethnostate and must fall, but civilian targets are never necessary.

I was born the same day as Twitter and I forever said that I would die when it did. I'm gonna go back on that.

With little explanation, @DDOTDC says it isn't ready to start issuing $200 fines to drivers who block D.C. bus lanes and will instead extend a warning period indefinitely. @luzcita reports

feels like they put the cameras on the buses and found out too many of the tickets would go to cops and amazon to enforce

Panel 1: A tired green wug with a flat cap is holding a sign that says: "SOME SICK LEAVE". An older yellow wug says: "Back in my day, I didn't complain" Panel 2: The green wug says: "Well thank god others did" Panel 3: A pink wug with a baseball cap is holding a sign that says: "MORE SICK LEAVE". An older blue wug says: "Back in my day, I didn't complain" Panel 4: There's a speech bubble coming out the pink wug suggesting that the first 2 panels were the reply of the pink wug.

There goes our senator

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