@dtk371.bsky.social
Don't make me angry. I'll will only point and laugh.
Specimen.
Italian astronaut.
Jennifer Dahmer
16.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jennifer Dahmer
16.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jennifer Dahmer.
16.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Testicular eruption.
16.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once looked at a specific part of my anatomy using a mirror. Better than that face
16.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Freeze em. Use them for clarifying stock.
15.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you launching farage into trumps arse?
"One can only hope Mr Darcy."
The pair if them are a sneeze away from a catatonic state.
15.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mr Brown
Mr Couch
Mr Beer
"My earliest memory is using a sharpie to cover the names in kindergarten books."
13.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't you dare. I have so little left from my childhood that's not been taken away.
Fandabbidozzy
I like the Tour de France and the Tour de France homme.
12.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On mother's day just leave a Dignitas gift voucher on moms plate.
11.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0He's making the omelette for the chief constable.
11.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bobby Jimmy Ritchie, makes him sound like more of a twat.
11.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a little house bound without help. To cheer myself up the other day I put a bucket on my head.
Worked a treat.
The pancake of Turin. I can see the face of jeebuz.
11.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pouchin, if looks could kill.
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Well done that man. Loved the Arabic commentary. It expressed the passion and excitement, and my understanding is limited to zero.
11.02.2026 11:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Off to find my old Head school bag.
11.02.2026 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vetting process.
Lee 30p
"Vet, that's animal doctoring."
I had a similar experience with a strawberry in August 2004. Occasionally still think about it
10.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The most polite winter sports commentators. Are those that cover biathlon. Mainly because the competitors are fast and a crack shot.
No snark, unlike the weird slidey crown green bowling thing.
Do you think he gets bored of being I'D every time.
08.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eat an upside down Mars bar.
08.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flying in February
Jaded in June
Could mine be Vice Anal Cyst.
07.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Least masculine image ever.
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