Dragging my ass all day, every day...
30.01.2026 17:05 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0@longfang.bsky.social
Scottish. 33. Streamer. Mod for Snipe and Wib. Generally a grumpy old sod. Voice of Harry in Hunter: The Parenting He/Him. https://linktr.ee/longfang91
Dragging my ass all day, every day...
30.01.2026 17:05 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0So I recently (publicly) came out as enby a few months ago.
I ended up finding @starfleetdesign.bsky.social after moving to Bluesky, and they were more than happy to make my current profile picture.
A friend gifted this to me today as a late nameday present.
I almost broke down in happy tears.
Uncooperative Thursdays with Longfang and I is now live on Twitch with some more V Rising!
Our draculas are powerful and must fight other powerful draculas
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Our YouTube subscriber count reading: 59,969
Does anyone have 31 friends who want to do something really cool?
29.01.2026 16:54 β π 80 π 38 π¬ 6 π 3A cartoon image of a salamander baby, with the words "it's threshold day!" above it
Happy Threshold Day! Remember to leave the pepperoni pizza out for Tom Paris!
Art by @nomnomroko.bsky.social
Decided to watch Dark Side of the Ring for some gods forsaken reason.
Of course Ultimate Warrior was a trained chiropractor. Already thought he was a dick, but still.
Enormous reptiles, neither quite lizard nor mammal-like in form, rear, grapple and tear at one another in front of a setting sun at a rocky, foreboding shore. One, the horned Iguanodon, roars so widely that its grotesque tongue protrudes from its mouth like a tentacle; the other, a Megalosaurus, tears a string of dark flesh from its opponents' chest. They are surrounded by other snarling, roaring beasts: plesiosaurs, ichthyosaurs and a distant, spike-backed Hylaeosaurus. Palm trees and ferns dot the top of rocky escarpments alongside perching pterosaurs with translucent, bat-like wings. The remains of ammonites and skulls of reptiles decay into water and rocks.
Another John Martin-style #paleoart piece painted for fun. This riffs on 1830s views of the British Wealden, where giant dinosaurs (Iguanodon and Megalosaurus here) engaged in violent combat in grand natural amphitheatres. Pterosaurs and other animals watch on. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? #sciart
26.01.2026 15:04 β π 337 π 80 π¬ 9 π 6Wee bit windy, isn't it?
27.01.2026 09:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A group of female space marines in massive blue terminator armour. They carry spears and shields, apart from the champion who carries a massive axe.
One of the warriors, also carrying a large carnyx, a brass warhorn with a kraken-shaped mouth.
Three of the warriors, showing better detail of the spears and shields.
Today the rain lashes at my windows and wind whistles under the eaves of my house. A stormy and miserable day, fit for the daughters of a storm-lashed homeworld and their tempestuous genemother.
#krakenborn
#Nerdlings
Fuuuuck that's a blast from the past
25.01.2026 16:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I selected the name USS Robinson, named for Andrew Robinson who played Garak π and also doubles as a Lost in Space reference. But mainly, it has the kind of humble quality I was looking for. /2
24.01.2026 22:22 β π 27 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Uncooperative Thursdays with Longfang and I is now live on Twitch with some more V Rising!
"What is a man? A miserable excuse for a dracula!"
www.twitch.tv/snipeandwib
It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
21.01.2026 15:23 β π 4442 π 1897 π¬ 42 π 32a drawing of a goblin who is wrapped in some kind of slime which is pink. The goblin is using the slime substance as armour.
A commission for @roguegeographer.bsky.social of a goblin who is wearing slime armour! Thank you for this commission very much!
21.01.2026 16:50 β π 91 π 16 π¬ 4 π 0A news popup saying Adobe Acrobat uses AI to turn your PDFs into podcasts
Principal Skinner pathetic meme
21.01.2026 16:54 β π 60 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
17.01.2026 07:32 β π 1407 π 399 π¬ 18 π 12Happy 1701 Day to all who celebrate! ππΏ
#StarTrek #17January
A picture of two Eldar corsairs. The front one is a grey-skinned Eldar woman with long dark brown hair styled in a side cut, covered in long scars and missing her left eye, which is covered by a white leather eyepatch. She is wearing a very cropped top jacket, and underbust corset and thigh high boots all made of a similar material, over a black synthetic bodysuit separated into a top and tights. This is supplemented by a few pieces of white Eldar armor decorated with concentric circles drawn out in orange paint. She is wearing one glove on her right hand while the other is tucked into her belt, which has a light blue spirit stone on the buckle. She is wearing a dark blue camo fringed sash on her waist, holding a Human shotgun and an Eldar power sword shaped like a military saber. The other Eldar is a wraithguard. His smooth white exterior is marred by circular scratches where barnacles used to be, with plenty more remaining. Some of the globular shapes characteristic of Eldar armor bear blunt blackened spikes reminiscent of a sea mine's detonator prongs. His head is black with a large white skull painted on. A similar sash to his counterpart is tied around his arm, while a larger piece of the same fabric hangs as a loincloth under layers of ropes and netting girding his waist, including a few fish hooks and a large spirit stone hanging like a glass float. His fists bear the Eldari for KEEL and HAUL respectively while his chest has brass letters spelling Hubby; the first Eldar's sash reads "I eat ass" in gold thread.
Yo oh oh a pirate's life for me ~βͺ
#warhammer #art #gravelotte
if we go to a museum and you're asking Gemini what all the stuff is I'm dumping you in a sarcophagus
16.01.2026 11:15 β π 128 π 26 π¬ 2 π 0If anyone was wondering why I havenβt posted any art since the start of 2026 - russia has severely damaged our energy infrastructure in an attempt to freeze Ukrainian civilians, especially in the capital where I live, during an abnormally cold winter with temperatures dropping as low as β20 Β°C.
16.01.2026 02:40 β π 130 π 46 π¬ 2 π 0Uncooperative Thursdays with Longfang and I is now live on Twitch with some V Rising!
Come and watch as our draculas become the powerfullest draculas that have ever existed :>
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This is how I feel right now.
14.01.2026 19:19 β π 52 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0My art, digital. A werewolf comic page
On Wednesdays we wear pink- happy werewolf Wednesday.
14.01.2026 19:57 β π 1439 π 385 π¬ 6 π 2concept art showing a cowpybara: a cow sized, extra furry capybara. the image shows two cowpybaras: one dressed & one undressed. the dressed cowpybara stands next to a man, likely its tutor or conductor. the man is outright delighted to be standing next to the cowpybara.
cowpybara
13.01.2026 22:51 β π 1839 π 582 π¬ 30 π 18Tomb King Skaven 1/2
12.01.2026 19:18 β π 443 π 133 π¬ 7 π 2a drawing of a small goblin like creature who has a large open mouth with pointy teeth and they have a droopy nose and orange eyes.
I drew for myself a little gremlinny goblin.
11.01.2026 16:24 β π 350 π 57 π¬ 6 π 0Excalibur in the Mist.
11.01.2026 21:07 β π 162 π 16 π¬ 3 π 0A grumpy elf queen
Aggressive fluttering
12.01.2026 05:25 β π 541 π 135 π¬ 11 π 0