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You don’t think we’d all notice the dramatic uptick in posting quality?

Coach MacGurk

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense

Suddenly. The pee tape seems quaint.

TMNT logo that says 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗴𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝘆

Repost is not Attracted to 14 year olds A guy with a pepperoni pizza

Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening

This is a good for nothing nation run by child molesters what the hell

i feel this should not be need to be said aloud or publiclly, but if you're even remotely close to this being your stance (it's technically not pedophilia), then you should be fed to school of hungry piranhas. they're children, you sick idiots.

sure is a shame we didn't have an independent DOJ for 4 years to look into these extremely damning and very public allegations of rape and sex trafficking by a sitting member of Congress

People talk often about how all of our institutions are crumbling, but I gotta say, the institution protecting powerful people from ever facing consequences for sex crimes, a load-bearing institution if there ever was one, seems to be holding up quite well.

Friendly reminder that the NYT asked Ms Rachel if she was paid by Hamas.

it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are

Oh my god. They’re doing “it’s actually ephebophilia.” The discourse of the last 20 years among libertarians is now mainstream

The horrifying emails coming from the Estate (and not the DOJ) made me think about something else. Merrick Garland had access to all the Epstein Files and I'm sure he knows what's in them and he could've gone after Trump for that in addition to J6 but he didn't. Garland protected pedos.

Megyn 15 isn’t barely legal, it’s not legal at all.

The sad reality all this is going to do is make Republicans double down on making it legal to molest teen girls.

Also, at some point, cis people are going to have to start confronting that the defence of paedophiles and the campaign against trans people escalating simultaneously and on the same trajectory is not a coincidence, at all.

idk how you cant feel it in your bones that this is where graham platner is headed in like 13 months, tops

Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.

So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.

They put "technically it's ephebophilia" on the got dang news

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

if you're a journalist and you're not getting ready to go tmorrow and knock on the door of one of the apparently 10,000 people who jeffrey epstein was sucking and fucking with i don't know what you're doing

Even the branding disavow

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.