ABH

China executes billionaires though so they fundamentally understand the problem

Not today CIA

Absolute first ballot in the “Dude’s Rock” film canon

Weird how the guys who want to make porn illegal *always* end up getting caught watching the kind of porn that is already currently illegal.

If a vendor wants to refuse Alan Dershowitz a pierogi that’s their pierogitive.

The movies? They’re back!

The level of cuckoldry to be this complacent is sickening

Okay but how are you boosting capitalism in 2025 bro? How are you doing that shit? That's cuck shit. That's loser shit.

look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

wow, Pete Buttigieg staking out an imagined center position that is just full surrender dressed up as reasonable moderation for MSNBC boomers? Wow, that's so unlike him

i think we should slay the draft kings and institute a reign of terror in which anyone suspected of sports betting is executed in the streets

It is a two man race- between Mamdani and Adams

The bizarre thing is that what folks in the know can now recognize as mindless slop probably would have fucking killed on Weird Twitter a decade ago if done with intent. People would have gone nuts for Dwight D. Efeezhswer

Evangelicals love pedophiles. They’re lousy with pedophiles. They are ground zero for the pedocon theory.

They welcome pedophiles, encourage them, cover up for them…

PICARD: Mr. Data, we need to discuss these anomalies in your latest reports DATA: Respectfully sir, the odds I would make a mistake in my work are 43,650,000 to- PICARD: On this map of the alpha quadrant you've labeled Klingon "Krisphon" and Vulcan "Vuvutrishpo" GEORDI: Captain, be reasonable! He's not supposed to be good at that. Just ask him to write another poem about cats

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

Al Overview Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary

Tapping the sign

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Let’s also not forget that the internet is becoming an increasingly unpleasant place to be and people are finding more positive outlets instead of this horrible pocket demon. I just want a site to riff with mufos while I take the bus

To be fair American Catholics in that echelon of society are basically WASPs who put garlic in their food.

It’s incredibly sinister how rapidly they’ve been hijacking every single piece of Americana

It’s in the name

Ah another deranged poster, are you related to the rest?

AAPL Up 500% On Tim Cook's Announcement of PedoPhone - The Ultimate Phone for Pedophiles

This cretin is so crowncucked he can’t fathom the term meaning anything but chief war criminal

The most aggravating thing about the IRA was their only genuine success seems to be taking out Bob Hoskins

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The consultant infrastructure that runs the DNC and was primarily built on Clinton’s influence however