femme.k.ultra (it's me, Alice!)

Single comicbook panel showing the Hulk lying prone on some grass near a beach. He's saying (in two speech balloons): "Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up ..." "... everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed!" (From Incredible Hulk #261, 1981)

C'est moi

i joking they have some bangers and you won't fight it because you know I'm right

listening to the black eyed peas on route to my therapy appointment to reconnect with my adolescence and it really helps me with accepting that my youth fucking sucked

Miles O'Brien in DS9 saying "it's the best posting in the galaxy"

me opening my bluesky account

gwen! holy shit 😍

Telling a cis girl to call me "valid" when she's choking me

me, holding a riding crop, approaching my non german-speaking sub, who is standing, tied up with their hands above their head (this is not important): >>Sorry, this is going to be a bit onions.<<.

making a béchadel sauce and only women are allowed to taste it

unregistered hypercam 2 tramp stamp

thinking about changing my name so the .gay domain is still an option

a black cat on a cat tree in a flash lit photo. the cat is looking at the camera, the eyes glowing demonically green.

yep

i wonder how it feels to top the mayor of new york

A beautiful woman is indistinguishable from a dog

Back off, man.

Hrt works for everyone, but if you don’t work on the self-loathing and bad mirror habits thing, then you’re gonna have a really tough time seeing it

luddite gf x tech enthusiast gf

Boo! 👻

Breaking down crying after I hit the whale with a harpoon as the crew accuses me of ahab privilege

✅ very much!

that would explain why the mod of our 6 feral trans women discord behaved like they owned a compound

The Coalition of Robot Girls Against LLMs

a concrete wall that has spray paint on it that says in large bubbly letters with black outlines: "T4T PUPPY SEX"

They're really hard to find due to being so small

did you gnome? a gnomes organism is composed of billions of organisms and 95% of them don't share a gnomes DNA.

intriguing looking pizza carton

i treat my pussy like a finely seasoned cast iron pan. i don’t wash that shit

hot tip: if someone tries to jerk u off u can press the f key to parry it and jerk them off instead

oh i thought you meant like who invented the I, the T or the H beam

mee