Brandishing, straight to jail
06.11.2025 00:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Are you guys just a stenographer for a habitual liar? Jesus christ
07.10.2025 19:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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opposing counsel huddle:
โshit, were we supposed to do that?โ
19.08.2025 01:01 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You can sink a lot of hours into it but it does plateau at a reasonable point about the same time youโll get sick of the music. Or youโll get so many followers the game crashes, whichever comes first
24.02.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
they filmed this at my local AMC. The heartbreak feels especially good there
21.02.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Amphibia (2019)
18.02.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Just got back from a business trip to canada. A coworker there mentioned how most of their produce in winter comes from us and mexico, and it was freaking him out.
01.02.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Getting busy here. He felt guilty for taking up two chairs with luggage. Proceeds to move them, revealing a gift bag of cheese
31.01.2025 21:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
someone suggested brownies with cheese. This was met with a disgusted furled expression, then sudden excitement. A new item for his list
31.01.2025 21:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
he is now listing everything that is better with cheese
31.01.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
businessman in the airport lounge:
โEVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH CHEESEโ
31.01.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Last night we got an evac warning. Looked around for info and most of the results in that first hour were AI generated videos like this
08.01.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It was really weird squaring that this guy was also the voice for Mickey Mouse shorts at the same time this was airing. Both great performances
10.05.2024 13:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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