jawDroppuh

i understan

i follow you here and other places, but they’re just not the same. tbf neither is X

while i understand your reasons for leaving X, i’m pretty bummed. yours was my favorite type of account to follow- an amalgamation of performance art, original opinion, and satire, excellently flavored in my favorite genres of everything. whatever you do, just please keep creating ✌️

is that what this feeling is?

tuned in, hope it’s more impressive than that last bit

it’s nice to watch a wave rise and fall while anticipating the next one and the next, and so on

dang, you could be on to something here

a random man asked me if I was military, I said “what gave it away, my birkenstocks?”

r/overempyed

my gramma followed me on threads and that was the end of that

can’t believe i forgot my headphones and i’m just raw-dogging this workout

amazing 🤩

the GA4 countdown clock is such a bully

1 year ago i had to put a dog down, so i switched to iphone as a distraction (after 10+ years on android)

now i am fully immersed in apple products and i’m afraid i could never go back. my PC just sits there collecting dust while my mac gets all the attention

new job says no email or slack on my personal devices, okay, so what am i supposed to do between sets at the gym?

i haven’t been this excited to start a new job since i had my first job

training my replacement and trying not to let him know how toxic the environment is

delighted and elated to announce my resignation from this toxic ass workplace 😅

try it after a workout sometime or if you just ever need some extra electrolytes! it works great for muscle cramps

liquid IV <<< pickle juice

if i knew i was going to live this long i might have planned a little better, but i’m happy to be here either way

happy 3-day weekend eve

lost 1 of my dogs for 45 minutes. drove all around the neighborhood and my city only to find he locked himself in the guest bathroom…

👏THIS👏IS👏WHY👏YOU👏DONT👏DRINK👏FROM👏THE👏TOILET👏

nice curves!

b/c it’s tuesday

my favorite photo the dog sitter sent while i was on vacation. i used to have grass 😭

came back from vacation to 213 emails. it’s not even 3pm and i’m at 116 let’s goooo

absolutely! they were, however, professional models and not wild birds, their posing and grace made them a pleasure to take photos with

you did well, we appreciate your efforts 🙏🏽