Sam

Judging by my Christmas decorating, no one is ever going to accuse me of being a boring beige lady 🤣🤣🤣

Following up on this: Father Figure (especially the bridge and outro) is supposed to be scream-sung in your car in the vein of Long Live.

#thelifeofashowgirl #tloasg #tloas #taylorswift.

Oh look, just me stopping by for a second to tell you the first four song run of The Life of a Showgirl is pop perfection and if you don't agree, simply go argue with a brick wall.

#thelifeofashowgirl #tloasg #taylorswift

You know what? I'm just going to keep my mouth shut when it comes to my feelings about a certain situation in Utah.

A family outside their home. Their deck is loaded with guns.

A man in his living room. His living room is full of guns. There's also a big safe labeled "Liberty."

A man outside his home. The walkway into his home is full of guns.

A woman outside her garage. The front of her home is full of guns, some laid out in a star formation.

IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying number one how dare you ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying number one how dare you

What do you mean NYTimes not only put the Mini but also Letter Boxed behind a subscription?
#letterboxed #nytmini

a woman in a blue robe is sitting in a kitchen with the word perfect written in front of her . ALT: a woman in a blue robe is sitting in a kitchen with the word perfect written in front of her .

"If there ever came a time I got rabies, you're high on the bitin' list" is one of the most brutal ways I've heard to say "fuck you," Tyler Childers.

10/10, no notes

#snipehunter #tylerchilders

i can’t remember anything that has felt more foisted upon us than AI. repeatedly telling us why we actually need is like thinking a joke will get funnier the more you explain it.

Me currently, when AO3 said they'd be down a few hours but it's been like 90727 (and by that, I mean five):
#ao3

Me, currently, with AO3 down:
#a03

Nobody said it would be easy, but Republicans found a way to cut taxes for the rich while taking away your healthcare. A story of true heroism.

Preventable diseases rn:

As someone who loves the LotR movies but was never able to get through Tolkien's writing, I'm now listening to Fellowship on audio. Two things I've learned?

1. Andy Serkis is an amazing audiobook narrator
2. Songs make up at least 40% of these books

#lotr #booksky #lordoftherings

Just think of the social welfare programs we could fund with this money.

An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.

JFC can the asteroid just hit us now?

Derek doesn't exactly know how to win. Why would he want to bring that lack of prowess to a congressional run?

Can we make a drinking game of how many times he uses his dad in a campaign?

It sounds so unbelievable that I 1000% believe it.

a man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a window . ALT: a man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a window .

Some days, you just need to come home from work, put on your sweaties, and turn on North & South and let Richard Armitage woo you.

i hear u joann fabric and crafts
i hear u

Where are your editors?!?!

(Let me guess, let me guess, you fired them.)

You know, I can understand seeing this wasteland we live in and wanting to call it quits, but damn, Joe.

Really, though, it's super tragic how much cancer has shaped him as a father and a politician and a human being, and now it may be the thing that takes him, too.

How very pro-life of the pro-life crowd...

Have fun, Southern United States (she says, as she sits in Georgia).

Why tf did he get married? Or procreate? He has to understand that once you do those things, certain dreams have to go on the back burner for the good of your spouse and child, right? Right?!?!

They are the Gestapo. How long before they start killing people because they "were just doing what they were told?"

AOC: "We need to be talking about ICE agents and the cowardly policy of covering their faces

Damn it, Fredrik Backman, you've done it again. My Friends is so. Damn. Good. It's like a warm hug that makes me want to sob, but in a therapeutic way

#booksky #fredrikbackman

IDK, this seems bad.

It's a great thing we have a diplomat who can handle the tight rope they're about to have to walk to get back to peace in the White House.

Oh, wait.