Matt Lardie

This is true and they are super endangered by poachers who shovel them up by the hundreds and sell them at flea markets and shit. You should not buy the plants and if you happen to kick the poacher in the shins on accident, no one will hear about it from me.

Made another mortadella platter for a work potluck earlier this week. Thinking this might become my signature party offer.

Chuseok dinner last night was amazing. I think I will now start celebrating Korean Thanksgiving each year in addition to American Thanksgiving.

Pretty much my favorite time of year at the farmers’ market.

People who don’t know how to mute/unmute themselves on Zoom in 2025 are my ultimate nemesis.

Correct move.

This did some numbers on TikTok and also made some people BIG MAD, so sharing it here with a disclaimer: if you feel like my choices are a personal insult then you should try therapy, not me.

You got this friend!

Obsessed with this gremlin.

It’s not a true charcuter-arm without a baguette!

Carolina Theatre in Durham, NC would be a great venue!

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling while sitting next to a woman . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling while sitting next to a woman .

White gays who adopt AAVE as an affectation: maybe don’t?

I’m at an event and was just reminded of why I try to interact with straight men as little as possible:

Woman (swatting away a bee, clearly afraid): Oh no! He’s back!

Her friend’s Husband: *She’s* back, actually.

two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen . ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen .

I really need it to be colder so that I can wear all the sweaters and vests and coats I can’t stop myself from buying.

Prosciutto ends, leftover cheesy bechamel, potatoes, leeks, dill, lemon juice. Soup!

Timeline Cleanse: Absolutely Epic Charcuterie Edition. (This was at Wedgewood Cheese Bar in Carrboro, NC for Chapel Hill Magazine’s Foodie Issue launch.)

She should have won.

Political violence is a feature of the American system, not a bug. We are a nation founded in violence and that has always used violence to achieve political ends. Say it shouldn’t be that way, say we need to change, but don’t say, “this isn’t how we do things.” We have always done this.

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

The only 2026 Presidential platform I’ll support: expand SCOTUS, prosecute lawbreakers from previous admin (ignore pardons), seize ill-gotten Trump family money, Truth & Reconciliation commission, judicial & congressional term limits, assist w/ Netanyahu’s war crimes arrest.

If Newsom is a serious opposition leader, then it’s time to deploy local law enforcement against ICE. There is no guarantee that a masked vigilante is even a federal agent, and there have been too many legal residents, US citizens, and journalists arrested or injured during these lawless sweeps.

Like, there are MILLIONS of us out there. These names aren’t unique!

The amount of times I tell people my name is Matt and I get, “Natt?” back is wild to me. Am I mispronouncing my own name? Have people never met a Matt? You can see my lips form “M”, and today I literally spelled it out and this woman still got it wrong.

My friends designed a new logo for their wine bar and I loved it so much I got it tattooed on my thigh.

Hi. Happy Friday.

Finally watched K-Pop Demon Hunters and I fear the critics and public and general zeitgeist might be correct—it is amazing.