Darth Marenghi

Moon Knight Shyamalan

Jenrick being the loudest member of the Conservative party has already been a huge contributor to the poisoning of our politics. We really don't need any four-dimensional chess about him becoming leader. When it happens, it will be a terrible day for our country.

“He’s 28 until he’s 29. That’s a fact.”

This never gets old.

Robert Jenrick insists Doctor Who finished with the 60th anniversary specials.

Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest

Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)

Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion

In case anyone has never seen the commercial that Terry Pratchett said inspired him (sort of) while writing Good Omens:

Genocide isn't just killing people, it's also killing their social customs and religious rituals

And death rituals are among the most important rituals in almost every culture

To deny burials and death rituals isn't just cruel. it's a strategic snd demoralizing part of a genocidal campaign

Anjli Mohindra Wore A Custom Lehenga And Pre-Loved Jimmy Choos To Marry Fellow Actor Sacha Dhawan In Tuscany The couple held a Hindu and a Western ceremony on the same day at their Tuscan wedding celebrations.

Congratulations to Anjli Mohindra and Sacha Dhawan, who married in Tuscany!
www.vogue.co.uk/gallery/anjl...

Got into a big argument with 70s rockers Thin Lizzy the other day about who wrote the greatest screenplay of all time. I had to hand it to Puzo and Coppola for “The Godfather”, but the band were ADAMANT that the honour should go to the script for “Chinatown”.

The boys are backing Towne again

Coming soon: THE GRAHAM WILLIAMS YEARS - The DNA of Doctor Who Our second title in a range of beautiful large-format books focusing on the creative team behind BBC Television's DOCTOR WHO!

Oooh this is being kickstarted this coming weekend! Whoop! www.kickstarter.com/projects/roo...

POLITICS COMMENTATOR, 10 AM: Looking at electoral polls this far out from a general election is a complete waste of everyone's time.

POLITICS COMMENTATOR, 2 PM: Bloody hell, look at this new poll, it's mad.

Of course *I* find Cameron liking the Smiths hard to believe cos he is clearly to the left of Morrissey on race

Yeah also I think a lot of liberal/left people read Pratchett young and he’s one of the first authors who really crystallises their sense of morality and social justice so it feels personal, like people not believing Cameron could like the Smiths

Did not have “defending Kemi Badenoch” on my bingo card this morning and yes it’s a very funny pick but this is probably her least stupid opinion. People listen to Rage Against The Machine because it bangs!

imagine appearing before the canadian supreme court to make the case whether you've been naughty or nice

Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.

i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

If they can speed ramp the pigeon to do a double take I can do this
#jamesbond

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

I don't think there is any substantive difference between Reform and the Tories on asylum or justice anymore. We don't have a centre-right party.

was listening to "When Doves Cry" last night and it hit me that "dig if you will" and Rod Sterling's "consider if you will" are the ~same phrase, and now I want a TWILIGHT ZONE hosted by Prince so bad.

Yes but he is one of the reasons why

GNU Jilly Cooper. Jilly and dad were friends and the only person I’ve known to call him ‘Tel’. Hope they’re both having a big drink somewhere.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor hits out at transphobia: "These people make trans people their whole personality" Sophie Ellis-Bextor has criticised increasing levels of transphobia in the UK and overseas in a new interview.

I love Sophie Ellis-Bextor. She’s a great ally. www.nme.com/news/music/s...

if that HIGNFY Euan Blair fuckup had been about a right-winger it'd have had full front-page scandal coverage in the Mail followed by frontpage coverage across the board for the next week, days of "BBC in crisis" headline coverage by the BBC, and parliamentary questions about Tim Davie's future

Pretty sure Britain's biggest growth industry is making apps for schools to force parents to sign up to.

I defied Friends until my daughter asked me to watch it with her. Now I own the Friends Monopoly set and would advocate for David Schwimmer as one of the finest physical comedians of the 21st century.

I've never seen The Godfather.

When directors shoot "practical, in camera, for real", who do you think that sets them apart from and what do you think it means about the amount of CGI in the film?
#movies #filmmaking #visualeffects #nocgi