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If you’re a Democratic voter who believes we are facing the threat of fascism, understand that right now it is vital to “purity test” candidates.

The implications of letting just anyone hold power in a moment that dire are vast.

So cool! I've had my eye on this shirt for a while, I love it. It'll look great on you!

This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.

Watching footage of this Michael Jackson concert from 1993, and I gotta say, this dude sure did love touching his crotch!

YOUR BOY GOT COVID FOR THE FIRST TIME BAYBEEEEE

Time to dance.

It was a fun show!

Surprise, motherflosser!

Motherfucker at karaoke looks like and is dressed exactly like John Fetterman.

I'm doing a rewatch of Dexter, and I am fine with suspending my disbelief in order to enjoy the show... but I'm sorry, there's no way you can convince me that someone flosses their teeth every morning.

This would be really cool.

Currently watching the morning DJ from the local modern country station singing "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" at karaoke.

Alex Trebek was always portrayed/parodied as overly-uptight on Jeopardy!, and maybe rightfully so. That said, I've watched so many episodes of Classic Concentration over the last month, as as host of that, I must say he was UNHINGED. He contained multitudes.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez V @AOC X.com Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn't have come in fifth. Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_• 17h We're being destroyed from within

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You did, though.

Kirby with a Jesus-like mustache and beard wearing a robe, sandals, and a crown of thorns

oh no they let Kirby take communion

Everything I've learned about Travis Kelce's cock has been against my will.

I've subscribed since the beginning and I value everything y'all do.

Ziggy Stardust, but it's that shitty bald comic strip character? Is this anything?

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Anybody know what's going with the Banner Guy on Wood Street? He hasn't had any new ones on display for the past few months. Did his machine break?

TWO GAMES

I ACTUALLY WON AT A GAME OF MUNCHKIN

Drunk and trying to spell "Étouffée" in a crossword.
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"Do You Know Who OJ Simpson Is?" And Other Things I Find Myself Asking My Kid.

Hi I’m a bothsides guy: I loudly enter a conflict of obvious one-sided oppression, seeking “dialogue” and “mutual accountability” between lopsided aggressors and victims. I inevitably devolve into supporting the more powerful badguys, because they are better at flattering and bribing me!

Remember in "Land Of Confusion" when Phil Collins sang "My generation will put it right?" What a load of dogshit that was.

“Overall, Gavin Newsom supports the LGBT+ community” I’m going to stop you right there

You can’t round up on this shit

I just want to cry, like, every day.