Incredible Human Being

You did, though.

Kirby with a Jesus-like mustache and beard wearing a robe, sandals, and a crown of thorns

oh no they let Kirby take communion

Everything I've learned about Travis Kelce's cock has been against my will.

I've subscribed since the beginning and I value everything y'all do.

Ziggy Stardust, but it's that shitty bald comic strip character? Is this anything?

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Anybody know what's going with the Banner Guy on Wood Street? He hasn't had any new ones on display for the past few months. Did his machine break?

TWO GAMES

I ACTUALLY WON AT A GAME OF MUNCHKIN

Drunk and trying to spell "Étouffée" in a crossword.
🙃

"Do You Know Who OJ Simpson Is?" And Other Things I Find Myself Asking My Kid.

Hi I’m a bothsides guy: I loudly enter a conflict of obvious one-sided oppression, seeking “dialogue” and “mutual accountability” between lopsided aggressors and victims. I inevitably devolve into supporting the more powerful badguys, because they are better at flattering and bribing me!

Remember in "Land Of Confusion" when Phil Collins sang "My generation will put it right?" What a load of dogshit that was.

“Overall, Gavin Newsom supports the LGBT+ community” I’m going to stop you right there

You can’t round up on this shit

I just want to cry, like, every day.

While I’m talking storytelling, I’m gonna drop my top five pieces of advice I usually give out:

1. Ingest as much art as you can.

Not just watch/read other things, but also go to a gallery, live show, or some other artist effort even outside of your practice. I was inspired by a dinner recently.

Every kid that was a contestant on Carmen Sandiego was just praying to anybody that they got the North America map in the bonus round.

Just drove behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Don’t fuck kids" and you know, it's a bummer that we have to remind people not to do that.

I don't like to talk shit publicly about specific bands when it comes down to simple musical taste, but a band I used to really like has released four songs ahead of their upcoming album, and they're all truly awful and it bums me out.

"Well, she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia" is a top ten lyric of all time.

Good friends of mine need some assistance after a crisis-filled first half of 2025. Please read/share/help if you are able.

www.spotfund.com/story/4bfdbc...

Catharsis, Rebirth, and Hope The North Carolina political hardcore icons return with their first new album in 24 years, and it's exactly what we needed.

"However disillusioned I might be with hope, I'm even more disillusioned with despair. I know that despair has nothing to offer me."

From @kimkelly.bsky.social's interview with Catharsis.
salvo.ghost.io/catharsis-re...

Just found a YouTube video that somebody made as a tribute to Text Me TV, complete with behind-the-scenes pictures and a soundtrack by the band Fuel.

Thank you for this, Paul. I have a trans child, and Newsom has made it clear that he doesn't care about children like mine. I'm glad you do. (It was a treat meeting you in Royal Oak last year, btw!)

The full list of all 18,500 children killed in Gaza, in video form.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/intera...

OFFICIALLY ON VACATION! Come celebrate with me and Corey tonight, we're seeing Naked Gun at NCG at 7:40 PM. Let's fill the theater with laughs!!

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Javie Martzoukas forever. ❤️

Everything I've learned about Sydney Sweeney has been against my will.