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Ad for a "musklight" which is basically a fleshlight with Elon Musk's face at the end. "Transport yourself to the worst sexual experience of your life" it says. "Realistic sweaty texture and lukewarm sensation" omg

We get the print edition of The Onion and my 9yo came across the ad below, thus leading to one of the most hilariously awkward conversations I have ever had with him

thanks @bencollins.bsky.social

A Trans woman tied up in rope reads a newspaper with the headline "Rope Tariffs choke Supply." She grabs her head and says "the economy has really hit the Shibari market hard..." She comments to her fully immobilized sub on the ground "looks like we gotta pack up and look for greener pastures." She ties her sub up to a hobo bindle and saunters away, looking back mournfully at the abandoned sign placed over the door of their Little Shibari Studio.

You’re in her DMs. I’m somehow in Pete Hegseth’s war crimes group chat. We are not the same.

a man wearing a black shirt that says ik 2 ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says ik 2

Tobias Forge, Patron Saint of Forgetfulness

I love him

Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.

oh, uh, it turns out that the guy who is accessing your social security right now did cybersecurity for, uh, a Satanic neo-Nazi child porn extortion cult
www.justice.gov/archives/opa...

the monarchs ye #venturebros #vbros

Couldn't decide which one I preferred so why not post both 🤷 #mychemicalromance #mcrtattoo #tattoodesign #tattoo #tattooportfolio

This was actually an Onion article in 1997, but print the legend. www.irishcentral.com/culture/crai...

I’m sorry but it is simply facts, it’s in the bible 😩

This is so goddamn funny

The Father ✨
The Son 🥁
The Holy Ghost 👻

Currently the most trustworthy news source. Thank you Mr Onion

And Only use actual passwords and passcodes on your phone 💖 no facial or fingerprint recognition

I would end it all if I heard that from him 🥲

The last screenshot I took from twitter was a banger, not gonna lie.

Remember how the nazis encouraged citizens to turn in their Jewish neighbors and friends?

Tbh I find blue sky confusing to use just like I did Twitter before it became easier to use. That’s why I’m barely on here, though I do try to check in every few weeks

wikipedia entry for Feast of the Ass illustration of a woman and infant riding a donkey with a man leading it, all of them have halos type: cultural, western date: 14 January frequency: annual

wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏

A colorful water scene featuring several dolphins

I really need to start refocusing on what’s actually important in life- American Rock Band My Chemical Romance

Shortbread biscuits

I've never really understood Valentine's Day...