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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

A bunny in their bedroom has their laptop in bed, fully lit, but with all the other lights in the room turned off. They are sitting up in bed watching. A cat sleeps in a cat bed next to theirs.

Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie

puppygirls posting selfies for clout, or as I like to call it a hot dog skeeting contest

getting drunk in a call while a woman is gently condescending towards me for being a lightweight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TNG; "Darkmok"; Captain Picard in the first iteration of his Captain's Prerogative Jacket, on a sunny alien world, with caption: I don't know who or what Darmok and Jalad are,

agree!

thanks for the change it makes feel more uncomfortable

Choices made in anger cannot be undone!!

Making 10pm coffe

me @ gaht

younger son: why did you put a store bag as my trash bag

me: it's part of your cultural heritage

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".

My loved ones: no it's not.

she’s putting out a cigarette on my pure and deathless soul :}

Their requirements are the least strict though

For all she’s done on blue sky. She gets a pre-auth single use pass imo

sorry for being emo,,, *tugs at longsleeve sleeves* its just.. i wanna glomp u >\\\<

Can confirm

moved to a sorta nowhere town and yeahhhhhhh fr

ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.

Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.

ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.

even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit

how does he /steer/ it?

i’m tired of the Following feed, i need the Followers feed which just shows posts from everyone who follows me

at my old job we used a desktop + a square tablet for POS and sometimes we’d accidentally print a document to the receipt printer

POS printers are all the evil of regular printers but in a more concentrated package

my pussy is like cast iron the way everyone thinks they alone know how to treat it right

“gock” this “shenis” that nobody ever talks about the fember (female member)

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Where'd he even come from?

It rocks

new LLV??

it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here