imtiredthatisall

yes they are now probably the hottest couple on the planet

eps-pee-n files sorry sorry im tryin to remove it

LOL

haha what if the pee tape is in the epstein files

i know. i mean none of this is necessary. the tariffs. were not necessary. he just wants to create drama and create the problem then pretend he fixed something that he himself caused.

hmm ok fair.

lol georgetown is the quietest place at night like lol what the fuck

Edward Coristine AKA "Big Balls" early life and education includes the fact that his maternal grandfather Valerie Martin was a KGB Lieutenant Colonel executed by the Soviet Union as a double agent

Um what

no one has bde driving like a desperate asshole

oh it's already sold out

ok but i think i would buy that wiki box?

me to my daughter, explaining my tooth extraction: basically we're going to get this done for you while you're young so you're not almost 50 years old going through this and losing a tooth unnecessarily because your wisdom tooth that should have come out in your teens wrecked it.

dentist: do not clear out any clots where the tooth was, the clots help it heal.

me: OK

having a milkshake for breakfast because lol it's what i feel safe eating

lol never going to achieve jerry levels of fame because i always hace typos

happy birthday!

awwwww heat too much for baby puppy

we had a cooler week last week and tobias this week keeps going to the door, look outside when i open it, and changing his mind

me to my comforter: i love you

oh noo aww

safe travels!!!

look i'm only ok with travis so long as he continues to make taylor happy otherwise i don't care

doing an only murders rewatch even though i have not yet finished my mad men rewatch although i should be going to bed rn

awwwwww he will be great! every other child is going through the same thing so they will bond over this experience and maybe become best friends

see i literally just thought - oh ok that's not a shirt at all that just his chest

after some analysis with my bestie she pointed out that tonight is my only real opportunity to get some sleep peacefully without distraction

thank you :)

although it's true that i do tend to not eat as much when the kids are gone

HMMMMM

lol the tooth extraction has made it so i don't feel ok eating food food so that was the most filling thing i could think of that wouldn't require chewing

lol sky full of stars but specifically as sung in sing 2