Poor Hartnett’s Almanack of Annual Mileage Reporting Rizz

Drove 6,909 miles this summer, used zero gallons of gasoline.

Everyone else on Monday has to return to the office that five weeks ago was the target of a terror attack that claimed the life of a police officer, right? Where the numerous bullet-shattered windows have not been repaired but merely covered with paper and tape?

Everyone else still has broken glass all over the ground outside your workplace, right? And mangled office and closet doors that were popped by SWAT teams while clearing buildings after the terror attack at your place of employment?

That’s normal stuff, right? Just cool, chill terror attack vibes?

Huge wins here in the second week of the school year.

HHS says press exploiting CDC shooting for ‘political gain’ The United States Department of Health and Human Services is accusing the media of exploiting a recent shooting at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for “political gain.”

We asked HHS how the media is exploiting this tragedy for political gain and a spokesperson said their statement speaks for itself.

Guy’s plan was to get onto campus, but the police officer he killed forced him to improvise.

Update from GBI press conference on CDC shooting:
Nearly *500 rounds* were fired, with almost 200 rounds striking a total of six CDC buildings.

Authorities are asking anyone w/ video of the incident to contact 1-800-597-TIPS (8477), or use the “See Something, Say Something” app -- can be anonymous.

The 14 year old inadvertently implies that I am a Cool Dad.

This is a preschool between the shooter’s apparent location and the CDC buildings struck by bullets.

Multiple buildings at federal agency headquarters being peppered with bullets getting less national play than one might expect.

CDC windows with bullet holes above desks

CDC windows with bullet holes at human level

So relieved someone out there still remembers to tag me when there’s breaking GMH news.

Lol, not in Florida. Early 90s was peak Florida-Florida State-Miami football all year round. I can tell you more Charlie Ward, Gino Torretta, and, lord help me, even Shane Matthews than any baseball player, anywhere, ever.

For 35 years I've thought about Horace Copeland weekly, at minimum.

One less hungry coffin.

Spent $134.46, saved $55.35.

Listen, these are amateur numbers, real baby shit.

But I went wild. Couldn’t help myself.

Me and the neighborhood elderly going absolutely apeshit at the Publix grand opening.

The one enduring legacy of our dumb 2000s media careers.

Just changed the discounted mobile phone plan that I've had since roughly 2003, which was affiliated with a job I had from 2000 to 2011, but which I'd maintained for the past 14 years of non-employment by the erstwhile sponsoring employer.

Early 2025 Mileage Report preview: It was used and cheap.

Checked an item off my to-do list that I added in October 2018.

Selling my third 2013 Nissan Leaf next week.

Will be without a 2013 Nissan Leaf for the first time in 10 years.

Gas stations.

I bought sub-$2/gallon fuel on exactly two occasions in Georgia during Trump 1: $1.91 on July 3, 2017 and $1.97 on Oct. 5, 2020. My average price across the term was $2.37.

Hi.

Nah.

From the WaltDisneyWorld community on Reddit: [Corrected] [OC] Walt Disney World Transit Diagram/Map Explore this post and more from the WaltDisneyWorld community

Everything here is free to anyone; Bus, monorail, gondola, and ferry. America’s model transit system.
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Just remind everyone that Disney World’s 500-bus fleet is totally free. Don’t even have to be a park or hotel guest.

“… the Lucid Air Grand Touring traveled from St. Moritz, Switzerland, to Munich, Germany on a single charge, traversing 1,205 km, or 749 miles.”

For my family of two middle-aged bladders, a tween, and a teen, 750 miles is like a three- or four-stop deal.

Mid-year update: 50,036,060 running and hiking steps and 22,224.8 miles recorded since Aug. 7, 2020.

From the SubaruBaja community on Reddit: Parked next to ANOTHER Baja today! Explore this post and more from the SubaruBaja community

Stunning.
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