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Lizard πŸ”ž ribbit 🐸 Cringe and unwell. From another website.

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Ingesting steroids and raw meat

18.02.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol true

17.02.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning from the dusty cooked states

17.02.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure are

17.02.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simply grate the govt cheese into the bread crumbs and water

16.02.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's gonna be crazy when recipes made to sell marketed ingredients are financially unfeasible, and celebrity chefs and influencers are showing us new ways to spice up gruel.

16.02.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not being this obnoxious

16.02.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This new truck tesla is making looks like shit.

15.02.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gouache palettes are cute until they dry out

15.02.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a small gig back home where I used to do a few Dolly Parton songs at a bar that doesn't exist anymore

15.02.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dolly Parton in a duet with Sabrina Carpenter 😭 I love it so much

15.02.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exasperated with the job market.

15.02.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It probably not good sign that putting the ratty 15 year old knee brace on is helping as our country seeks to destroy healthcare.

15.02.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Landlord sent me a rent increase notice for valentines day 😍

14.02.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And as one's personal knowledge of a game grows, so too does the pain of the mistakes one sees

13.02.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No

12.02.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad girl yearning hours sorry you can leave and I won't shame you or mention it to you ever

12.02.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dont want to connect. I want to seep into the ground like oil and be slowly reclaimed into the soil over a prolonged period of time.

12.02.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still believe in hope and rights and the human spirit but it's just like a candle I shelter against an ever reaching storm

12.02.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like it's been so far out of our control for so much longer than we've even been alive that there's no reason to panic. That might make me part of the problem

12.02.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My ap psych teacher used to play 'like a g6' in the morning and keep his coffee mug warm on a wax warmer.

12.02.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you need a good distraction, lots of libraries online catalogs are growing pretty well and have cross app integration. Magazines. Audio books.

12.02.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making deals with God about the pepperoni bread I ate too much of last night

12.02.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes sense. Hope the trees aren't too slippery.

12.02.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's this white stuff that fell out of the sky and covered everything

12.02.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My dishwasher just peed all over the floor :(

11.02.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're on your fourth response to a democrat just take a moment to love yourself

11.02.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go birds !

10.02.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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