What would be easier to take care of, one dog or nine dogs?

Would you still like me if I was a worm?

Maybe I wouldn’t be mentally ill if at 14 years old I never saw the Abu Ghraib pictures.

I’m on it

It’s called September Eleventh Twenty-Twenty Five in honor of the 9,112,025 people that died during 9/11

😂

give a man a fish, he eats for a day. techs a man to fish and he will be full his whole life 🤷‍♀️

School days.

I can be your dad if you want to, I think that may heal you AND become a hilarious bit

“Wow, you’re pretty grown up for your age. And your fur is so developed!” -Jesse Lacey

Huh I’m surprised this one isn’t doing better.

*straps car with bear in it on a rocket and let her flyyy*

(Insert joke about Chopin cause it sounds like shoppin)

Wrong. I have the dream and aspiration to always be shoppin.

If you want tricks instead of treats I can do that too <3

I’d sooner move to the Isle of Bears.

The magazine in question…

How do I know this you might ask? Well, it’s where I chose to leave my car for the protests. I’m sure I will have an easy time getting home

Did you?

I’ll send ya an email.

That’s a crazy accusation.

Is The Life Aquatic really a good movie or are you just subconsciously curious about whether you could stand being railed by an adidas and beanie clad middle aged bill murray

Dumptrucks also welcome

Just doing my semi-annual checkin.

Don’t forget about this guy.

Turns out there just into the environment.